Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Believe it or not, Shakespeare probably never intended his plays...
so maybe you could just give me Aunt Clarissa's phone number?
- Mama, is that for me? - Why?
The play's tomorrow, and it's 50% of my grade...
and that's what you'll be doing. Resting. Because it's boring.
I am so sorry. I am such a klutz.
Thus with a kiss...
not to make Romeo and Juliet into a Vegas lounge act.
Lorelai, there you are, you naughty girl.
Someone's letting her personal feelings interfere with her leadership.
I feel bad doing this every week.
It's very On the Town.
we-don't-let-a-clock-run-our-lives thing.
you'll have to discuss your sock hops and clambakes some other time.
Then, at the play, right as Tristin enters to find you dead...
Please, don't be mad. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Just ticked the old man off, that's all.
- Sorry I'm late. - What do you think you're doing?
See you in half an hour.
I was just wondering what time rehearsal is tomorrow.
adding a level of reality few productions have seen before.
Yes, we have great need. You can be our Romeo.
Fine. Give me a knife.
I'm sorry you got dumped, but I'm not dating a kid.
We're thinking it's a wedding present.
The ending to Romeo and Juliet isn't exactly a secret.
Dinner?
Is it big enough? The site says it's 720 square feet.
- Bye, Lorelai. - Bye, Dean.
You do your Math? History?
- Henry? - Here.
- I bet they let him ride a pony. - Aren't you supposed to go help Lane?
- What dost my lady think? - That you're going to be late for the joust?
- Hi. I'm Rory. - Brad. From third-period Shakespeare.
I don't like the way he's messing with you.
I meant of thy lovely headdress crafted by thy mother's artful hand.
You should come with us and watch Rory perform.
- Where are you going? - I'll just be a sec.
He's a little younger, but he's very sharp.
They aren't the best people to be hanging out with.
I die.
Tristin was born to be Romeo.
Good. So now Brad can be Friar Tuck, and I can be Juliet.
- What? - He needed cigarettes...
But this kind of honesty will only make you feel less guilty...