Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Tell that to Dean. - We're not telling Dean anything.

Am I being mean?

I think you'd be really bored watching rehearsal.

There's Rory and Sookie, this town...

We're short on boys. That makes you Romeo.

Say 'Chuck E. Cheese,' I'll break your nose.

When you find out your sisters name is bunny Poor bunny

- Just the night after we broke up. - The night after I told you I loved you?

Paris appointed herself as director.

I don't know what to say.

I'm paying good money for this place, and I have a schedule to keep.

How are you at speaking in front of a lot of people?

- for God knows what reason. - For God knows what reason?

Please, let something big fall on my head.

You explained it all to Dean?

- Why? - I'm not taking Biology. I took it last year.

Honey, come on, every guy doesn't have to be 'the guy. '

Three coffees to go, then.

- At the party? - You and me, at Madeline's party?

By doing what? Tristin, come on, tell me.

- You're smiling for no reason? - I'm a happy person.

Paul! I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you with the hat.

- When? - I already told you three times.

I was keeping it from him. I can't believe it. Now I have to tell him.

Do you think Harvard accepts people who fail Shakespeare?

I think I'll recover from the great romance between you and the Beav.

I'll be right back.

You don't want me to tell Dean that we kissed.

- You didn't even see him. - Kirk snapped pictures.

Paris, you hurt me.

- Don't you feel smarter? - Just the opposite, actually.

Thanks for cheering me up.

A lady never kisses and tells.

Tristin is Romeo. Brad can be the second guard on the left.

Okay. It was just a thought.

Nothing. The broiler.

He took me to this darling little place called Mini's.

- Are you sure this is Shakespeare? - What's with all the grunting?

What are you doing here?

- What is so embarrassing? - You running around with that kid.

You and Tristin playing Romeo and Juliet? Perfect. Really amazing.

- Or what? - What do you mean, 'Or what?'

and put it back together in the science building hallway.

and interpret the scene in your own individual manner.

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

All right, then. Relax. Be calm. Everything will be fine.

My dad had me pulled out of school.

- This is me leaving. - I want to know what the cutoff is.

you'll be standing there for 10 minutes watching it.

I didn't get dumped. She died. Heart attack. She was quite old.

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

- No, I didn't. - Then what do you have to be sorry for?

Claire, Cathy and Mary are in Act Four. This is the only one free of ex-girlfriends.

O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick.

So Tristin, he's in our group, so that means he's...

- Pick another group. - Nope.

Really? The Bible said all that, huh?