Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Michael, did you hear the good news? We're getting a new nanny.

They just take one DVD a month from the house they're cleaning

What? What the hell, man? I don't throw away your stuff!

Peter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?

I'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music.

Here's Cheaper by the Dozen, and in Spanish, it's called Small Family.

I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't born in America.

Must've been a woman pilot

so take my family's luggage to their rooms,

So, give me the good news. Did I pass?

- It's getting a little offensive. - That's my only offer. Take it or leave it.

But God had other plans, and you were born right there.

- I had fun. Yeah. - All right, we'll be back after this.

- Yeah! - We rock!

but then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,

- There they are. - Hi, Mom.

They're making the best of it.

- Hi, Grandma! - Grandma!

Well, I am gonna make sure people like that stay out of Quahog from now on.

to a friend of mine in Washington, and he can push your paperwork through.

Peter, where did you get that suit?

I wanna be President!

He's gonna do back-up vocals for everything we say.

Oh, no. That boy's ball fell out of the cup.

You drive my grandmother to doctor's appointment?

And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me

'Cause we've got Cleveland and Quagmire, and Joe and Mort

- Peter, how come you're not at work? - I got fired for being an illegal immigrant.

And here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land

Now, do your jobs or I'll deport your lazy asses back to the third world.