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- Okay. - Okay.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
Look, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays.
Sweet. I could do that.
Not good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I want citizenship for everyone here.
Everyone here is the descendant of an immigrant.
Oh, a Sbarro!
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Well, I guess everything's back to normal
Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.
Peter you didn’t even know what 9/11 was until 2004
Oh, man, not this guy again
- Dick York? - No.
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
- And where's my goat? - Peter, why would you do that?
- Immigrant life sucks. - But, Peter, life in America is wonderful.
- You lend me money? - No.
- Housekeeping. - Go away.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?
Peter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?
Forty-one.
Wow, this is awesome! And later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!
I'll never forget you, Gerardo.
Things an umbrella would say.
A land where 17 miles is not walking distance.
Peter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt.
You have a point, Griffin. Maybe we should run a company-wide check
- I don't think so. - Okay.
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