Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Peter, you do not have to do this.

We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno.

Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test.

You'll officially be an American citizen.

See, this isn't so bad.

Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,

Why, you son of a bitch.

"The land of the free and the home of the blank."

- Home of the Whopper? - You've got to be kidding me.

WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?

Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life.

Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.

Wait, wait, hang on a second. Are you saying there's more to being Mexican

What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.

And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.

Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega.

Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir.

What? No, I was just...

He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!

including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.

Could you say whole speech again in English?

like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.

Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.

- Angela, I have a complaint. - What is it, Griffin?

My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it.

We now return to

Do you understand? (hans slam the door)