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Damn it!
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
Chinese, Portuguese, Dirty Knees, Look At These
God bless the USA
Why aren’t you available!
It seems today that all you see
Oh, Peter, you look exhausted!
I don't know, Cheech. It seems like a lot of work for no respect.
Oh, but it's okay, because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.
Good morning, my American family.
Finally, now I feel well enough to visit my grandchildren.
Fart.
- you're an illegal Mexican immigrant. - Holy crap!
Peter, America is the land of opportunity. There are tall buildings,
After your Government Travel Card is Payed off
Do you understand? Do you understand me, sir?
Is he gonna do it for all of us?
- That's the joke. - Oh, yes.
A dangerously insane human being
How's he gonna help us?
and I am going to love my country like never before.
- We've been married for almost 20 years! - Well, we hear that one a lot around here.
comes Pirates of the Caribbean 4.
Oh, man, not this guy again.
"Nanny wanted."
This is how a patriot dresses, Lois.