Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and she moved in with me.

Nothing, I just prefer the other...

Wouldn't you rather own your own record store than be an architect?

How about Point ofKnow Return on Point of Know Return?

You know, I guess I think I've always been a professional critic,

But I don't ever seem to get tired of you.

That's so good. That should have been mine.

And they have it, too.

Rob! Lookie, lookie! Dick, are you getting some?

Oh, I don't know what happens now.

not in any form that interested us, anyway,

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Of course.

ROB: She was nice.

Conclusively, don’t we all feel like this?

and then the next, you couldn't miss them.

I don't speak about Laura with as much depth.

I thought maybe we should talk.

But you also have the cotton underwear

I feel good. I feel great.

- How are you doing? - Me? Not good.

It's sentimental, tacky crap.

Without your precious love I can't go on

Hello, Laura, this is your mother.

It will be forever

I just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position.

I believe when I fall in love with you

for three days in a row.

- Radiation Ruling the Nation. - Oh, kind of a new record.

(TRAIN PASSING OVERHEAD)

than the sex you are having with lan

I daydream about it from time to time.

- Laura, are you all right? - (SOBBING)

I think you have more.

I think you know that.

What this one girl's done to me

I can read the signs

Can you see your name on that list, Steve?

you can be and are wrong

- Which is everybody. - ALL: Yes.

That's character

What the fuck is this???

Well, this is the last of it.

(LAUGHS) Is that really what's bothering you?

How much is this deck worth, and how much did you steal?

He’s really fucking good

If you really wanted to mess me up, You should've gotten to me years ago

Number five. Jackie Alden.

Oh, yeah? Great. Do you want to come for a dinner party tomorrow night?

You're like, so bigoted.

You could say it was everything I ever wanted, really.

Well, you've asked. Thank you.

I'm clear-focused all around

Nothin'. What kind of stuff are you into?

I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does Are you in or out mean?

till way later.

(HARMONICA PLAYING)

Not alphabetical.

We're Sonic fucking Death Monkey.

- (CLICKS) - (MUSIC STOPS)

I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up everyday

(NEEDLE SCRATCHING ON RECORD)

However, this evening we will be Barry Jive

I want to live with a musician.

- About what? - This stuff.

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go

Just listen to me. If I said to you...

I've just invented a sketch of a decent, sensitive guy,

I mean, if you want to experiment or whatever...

(LAURA SOBBING)

you're just not capable of delivering.

I believe when I fall in love with you

or I can believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself.

ROB: Do you like that one? CHARLIE: Yeah.

and the doctor said, I don't know if this patient has a chance of survival,

I feel like a new man. I feel so much better, in fact,

What fucking Hogan/Kelsey guy?

I have all the other ones.

I took out every pretty girl in town

of songs about heartbreak, rejection,

or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know?

She is Mrs. Kevin Bannister, and she lives in Australia.

I've come to the conclusion That my guts have shit for brains

and everyone had to just fuckin ruin it.

and while we were at it,

with shrieks of orgasmic delight.

Well, fuck you, Rob!

I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection.

And then some guy comes in off the street.

- Very pussy! - (CHUCKLES) Excuse me, I was...

Attack and defense. Invasion and repulsion.

- Yeah. - Seven years' training.

You really know what you're talking about.

That other girl, or other women, whatever...

Apart from, you meet someone, you move in, she goes!

- You know what I'd want? - Huh?

That's why I came to the store tonight.

Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy?

until after they finish and we play the record.

I'm not experimenting. Why don't you go experiment?

I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink.

Should I turn my Bass Down? It won’t go any louder

I believe when I fall in love with you

Tell me right now what’s wrong with The Righteous Brothers?

Is it better to burn out than to fade away?

Oh, no, Jen, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.

I changed my mind.

Talia Shire in Rocky, if you weren't Rocky.

You haven't changed so much as a pair of socks since I've known you.

Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan

It will be forever

that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex.