Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you know, well, you're okay.
Hey, Rob You f$#$*%Y@#ng a*{^#hole!
And I was intimidated by other men in her design department
You're asking me what would I think if you told me
the guys that come in my store?
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah. - Time will tell at this point,
Autobiographical
- Even if it's a remote possibility. - I suppose so.
Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet.
Was I up for that? No. No.
- What brought all this on? - I don't know.
- You put that ad up? - Yeah.
All right. Then the pregnancy.
And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but that's not it.
"She's Dry And Self-Deprecating."
- Nine? - Nine.
You can be. And are wrong.
asked me out, and I was too tired to fight him off,
You
No, it's not like saying that at all, actually, Rob.
What fucking seent it guy?
...It's really fuckin' good.
And I said, I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet.
What are you getting hot about?
I will now get all of Film Twitter to talk about “It Happened One Night”. - Do it.
for the nights they know they're gonna sleep with somebody.
(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- Why? - Because it's a brilliant film.
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
- Okay. Yeah. Yeah. - Nice to see you.
Oh, you do? Well, how about The Jesus and Mary Chain?
We're talking about Laura.
(CROWD CHEERING)
I hold myself down
Believe me, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy,
That's what you've got to say, is Oh, boy, and Bravo.
For a couple of years, I was the deejay at a club.
I can survive
I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?
For the first time, I can see how that's done.
Barry, I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.
- Yeah. - Now I kinda like it.
ROB: I started dating a girl who everyone said
Is that Billy Fucking Joel?
- (CHUCKLES) Where did she go? - How would I know where?
It's the new Belle and Sebastian...
It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed.
What came first? The misery or the Husker Fandom?
Move it, lard-ass!
Oh, drag
Slut
You'd give that big final good luck and goodbye to your all-time top five,
(SCREAMING)
Married her junior high school sweetheart.
we were of that disposition
So, shall we leave it at that, then?
- I am a fuckin' asshole. - That's it.
Sluts
- Try me. - They're mostly German.
Like I feel, sugar, come on
- God, no. - All right. There you go, then.
I don't want this to be the last conversation we have.
(PHONE RINGING)
(SYNTHESIZERS PLAYING)
Fucking, what are you... Are you insane?
Oh, no. You know what? I don't think I'm selling it this week.
- Championship. - LAURA: Hi.
Politics, from good to bad No fucking way...
- Twenty, 20%. - No! Come on, Rob. We need the gig.
Holy Shiite. What the fuck is that?
it doesn't make me five grand richer.
I was just trying to cheer us up.
That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.
(MAN SINGING) Oh, yeah
What is this, chronological? No…
And each girl in my little red book
- My name's Anaugh. - The name's... My name's Dick.
I own this store called Championship Vinyl.
When I saw you leave, I used it as an excuse to get out.
I see. Well, maybe it's my mistake.
I never thought I'd say this but can I go work now?
How does he... How does he do it?
This is me every time I get a rejection from some curator on SubmitHub.
Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak
It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down,
I'm all right. You're the one that hates her job.
because I've never been able to.
I never thought I'd say this... but can I go work now
(MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
White Light/White Heat, Velvet Underground.
Great. Great.
Hey NorthAmerica, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!
(SINGING) I been really tryin', baby
Laura didn't even want to get married.
acting all cool about, um, what's-her-name.
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
that anybody hits in any relationship, and it's just gonna happen again.
I will now sell five copies of “Sitting” by TJ Mack
Chronological?
and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times.
- Shut up, shut up. - (LAUGHING)
we get to share a bed with somebody at the same time.
Hi, this is Tim. City and state, please.
I just find these long-lost boyfriend calls a little unnerving.
Are you defending that ass-muncher? Come on, Rob.
How is is bullshit to state a preference
Autobiographical.
Won't be erased
It will be forever
I'm so sorry, Laura.
ROB: Go! Go!
is her and lan, and she suckered me into absolving her.
- Um... What's your name? - Laura!
Uh, nothing.
- We're not there yet, Justin. - I'm Vince.
I told her that I was kind of unhappy in the relationship.
if you wanted to come along with us.
and the way she tastes.
Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
I used to dream I'd be surrounded
you know, or some sort of professional appreciator or something.
How could it get any worse than Laura with lan?
I'm tired of everything else, for that matter.
you want to get married to me.
Hey! Do you have Soul?
I want more. I want to see the others on the big top five.
I will now sell five copies of the three EPs by the Beta Band
I'm just staying with him for a few days until I figure out what I'm doing.
there's a chance, right?
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. Gordon Lightfoot.
Of course you do.
- What's up? - Laura's dad died.
He was sort of, maybe, looking around for somebody else.
You couldn't have been entirely unprepared like you said.
Just won't wait
He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins,
it shows promise.
What's the point? It never goes anywhere.
Or at least she had character before the lan nightmare.
Since we got to be
Oh, right. Yeah, Rob. You used to deejay.
How can it be bullshit to state a preference?
Dad used to bring us here when we were kids.
that some beautiful, tearful woman will insist on
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
CC 3 POSTPONED DUE TO HURRICANE
and I'm just gonna wait here for the bus.
Um...
And I said, I haven’t seen beetlejuice 2, yet.