Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Wow. You know, I would love to hear them.

Do you really think it would make a difference either way?

I get the impression that you wanted to see it,

She's not that kind of girl. That's not what happens now.

I hate that time. Picking-up-stuff time.

Are you gonna lie in that flower bed all night?

Just what is it?

What fucking Natalie guy !!!???

Marie's a terrific woman.

Are you nervous about tomorrow night?

There's no lan in her office.

not what you are like.

I believe when I fall in love with you

Full of stuff she'd like.

My time in the world Have you heard

- I knew it was gonna happen. - What are you getting so upset about?

If you could tell me roughly...

You're so kind. Rob, thank you for the enthusiastic intro,

WHAT FUCKING RETIREMENT

that'd be good for you.

or the night their band opened for Nirvana.

In fact, I hope we're not in love anymore, to be honest.

- (DIAL TONE) - It'll be really good to see you.

I tell her about how Laura wanted to sleep with lan and not me.

I haven't felt like it.

I believe when I fall in love with you

Let's get it on

And it stayed that way for years.

I can't meet you guys at the club tonight.

And I don't even think

We are all sensitive people

and I've always had this fantasy

And I will even more so in the future.

So, shall we leave it at that, then?

(MAN IMITATING ROCK GUITAR)

But we want to be more experimental than that.

I always had one foot out the door

- Laura's mom could sing it. - (PHONE RINGING)

You've seen it twice. Once with Laura, oops, and once with me and Dick.

It's your girlfriend.

You don't, Rob.

You know? More sure of himself.

Okay, okay! We'll meet, then, tonight.

- What? - What do you mean, what?

it just happens.

Oh, baby Give it up

Laura had it, and I didn't.

No, I don't want to be there.

Yeah. Look, Dick. Laura and I broke up.

That's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen. It's a Cosby sweater.

You can be, and are wrong.

That's how it works, right?

Me when people misspell my first name What F**king Eric Guy?

He had rings on his fingers.

No, no, no, no, no. When are you going home?

I know I haven't been very fair.

Call me shallow. It's the fucking truth.

Now, all of a sudden I'm offending your golf buddy.

How's the store?

But it was something interesting.

Yet another cruel trick

I'm all right, I suppose. Mom's not too bad.

Answering machine. I'll leave a nice, polite message

(WHISPERING) I could have wound up having sex back there.

She's gone. So if we ever see Barry again, you can tell him that.

Well, sex, I guess. Is it better?

Started working at a record shop.

Don't worry. I think I know what you mean.

Laura, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm your friend, too, so I'm not taking sides yet.

(SINGING) I believe when I fall in love with you

then give me your home number.

- Laura, this is just so dumb. - Look, Rob, I gotta go.

That kind of thing?

I'm not asking to be Jagger or Hendrix or Otis Redding.

Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world,

(SIREN WAILING)

Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it?

But Laura, I don't know.

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes

and scott showed up and that was *four* years ago

- You scared now? - Yes, of course I am.

Look, Laura, I'm really sorry.

I mean, they're not bad people, and I'm not a class warrior.

- Hey, Dick, come on in. What is it? - Oh, um,

You're Caroline Fortis? I read your column.

But on the fourth afternoon...

But if we're not, I don't really want to spend time playing catch-up.

and it dawns on me

Number five with a bullet. Welcome.

Number three in the top five all-time breakup list?

I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

I haven't heard this one. It's really good.

I'm not making this up. This is how she talks,

one of those what-does-it-all-mean things.

by exotic women's underwear forever and ever.

when I meet someone new?

so you shit on the people who know less than you.

Let me get this straight. We made the CD with you.

- I'll tape it for you. - No, that's okay. Really.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

pain, misery and loss.

IS THAT BILLY FUCKING FRAMPTON

And you can think about it if you want to.

- BARRY: Rob, phone. - Can you take a message?

It won't go any louder!

- You just had to fuckin' ruin it. - We'll do it next Monday.

- How'd it go today? - All right.

It's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects.

hence the leatherjacket and the clubbing.

And she asked me whether I ever thought about meeting other people.

Understanding, sugar

it wasn't rape, because I said okay, but it wasn't far off!

It made sense to pool our collective loathing for the opposite sex,

You know what I mean? I'm just really busy, you know?

- We should maybe turn off her music. - I know.

That's a nice surprise.

They're underage, and we'll lose our liquor license.

Important stuff. Issues.

I cried and I cried and I hated you, and when that little shitbag

You didn't have me fooled,

Hear your name and I'd start to cry

- I'll have it all figured out, okay? - I knew!

You made it to the top five.

Kevin Bannister.

What fucking Ian guy!!!??

You look upset.

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

I feel terrible, Rob. You know, this is really hard.

Just open the fucking door. Charlie!

- James. - James.

I'm just asking how it's going.

Hi. I just got back into town.

I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet, yes.