Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I'm glad she ditched me and not the other way around.
WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!
I’m sorry Chel, I’m struggling here.
(CRYING) Rob?
Very pussy!
- You love that show? - Yes! (LAUGHS)
- You know why she left. - It's got nothing to do with marriage.
Now, get your patchouli stink out of the draft chat!
And I was hoping you could help me understand why this keeps happening.
you can be and are wrong m
Yeah, I know. But, lan, there's really nothing to resolve.
Is this Charlie?
How can someone who has no interest in music Play in a band?
No. Thank you, though, Dick.
About her
- Well, it's not really the issue. - Why? What else is there?
It's one of my favorite songs.
become the number one lover man in his postal district?
(CHUCKLES) I was actually her first boyfriend
- Who? - Just someone else.
DICK: Are you all right?
and said they'd always been punks.
Because all you're doing is forming a little unit.
So, we're trying something else, but it's like they don't know about it,
- I'm very sorry, Laura. - Thanks for coming.
Jjj Ooo
And she's got one of the best all-time laughs in the history of all-time laughs.
- Why am I not happy? - Because
When did you decide to get back with me, exactly?
I want to date a musician.
You can say whatever you like.
It's not a big deal.
It won't go any louder!
Of course!
And then I come home, and you and I have real problems,
It’s the new Belle and Sebastian, you like it?
And if you feel
(LAUGHING BITTERLY)
You wouldn't be familiar with our immediate influences.
Barry, that fucking pricer's busted, and I'm not the one who broke it.
How can someone who has no interest in music own a record store?
Well. How are you holding up?
It's a mystery of human chemistry, and I don't understand it.
Uh, correct, uh
Hey, jelly bean.
Oh, you never saw the cover, though. You just had that tape I made you.
- I just... - So, that's it?
And I just wanted to, you know, do something new,
It's just sad, that's all.
- What is this? - It's Vince and Justin.
- I'm serious. - Yes, I know.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Two, she's got character.
Okay. I'm feeling kind of basic today.
The Killing Moon EP is almost impossible to find, especially on CD.
- (MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY) - What came first?
Throw the Country A through K rack out on the street
Do I work from home because I’m a loser? Or am I a loser because I work from home?
They were rightfully ours, and we wanted them back.
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)
- Bye. - (DOOR CLOSES)
Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast
- He's not worth it! - Leave town!
Tony Fucking La Russa!
I knew it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Man, you're gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes, is what you're gonna do.
Really?
And I don't think much of this lan guy.
Look, let's talk it...
It was a sneaky lawyer's trick.
So, for this one, I'm thinking...
Now you don't even do that.
So you've got a list here
I left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it.
- Rob, we're called Sonic Death Monkey. - Sonic Death Monkey?
- What is it? Chronological? - No.
- Enjoyed your set. - Thank you.
It's just a three-song CD. It's a single.
Oh, it's a little warm. I'll put it in the fridge.
Do it
Whatever. What's the name of your band?
I find it interesting that you keep showing up here, Laura.
that attracts the bare minimum of window shoppers.
Brother, what a night it really was
MAN: (SINGING) It feels so good
- That sounds great. - No gigs yet.
and the Uptown Five.
I've been living with the guy.
- It will be forever - Oh, baby
Do you want to talk about it?
John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire.
(GUITAR PLAYS SOFTLY)
What fucking band
I made that tape special for today,
What do you need
Oh, no, Rob, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.
And then, in the morning...
You call, you ask 'em how they are, and you see if they've forgiven you.
What fucking spam guy?!!
whatever world music was trendy that week.
(LAUGHING)
What's the name of your label?
Whoa!
Must never end
a fuckin' conversation stimulator, man!
It's so funny and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass.
Yeah. Oh, remember Marco? I went out with him after you.
(HANGS UP RECEIVER)
I didn't know it was Pick On the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day.
Waited 13 years for th e new boards of canada record and... It's really fucking good
(WHISPERING) How could this have happened? you ask.
Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me?
So...
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
The two burgeoning criminals behind this opus are standing by the bar.
and You just had to fuckin' ruin it.
Why don't I send it over to you when it's done?
No fucking way.
He just wanted to go to the movies.
Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You?
but Alison married her first boyfriend.
of five things you'd do if qualifications,
Anyway, me and Charlie, we didn't match.
Most of the time
Haha !
I've Got To Go Now, Bob. Okay, Bye-Bye.
That is shocking.
What do you want?
That'd be great if you're not too busy.
All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.
- You might be sick of it. - (LAUGHING)
Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down.
The dreaded Marco.
- but I could be wrong. - You can be,
Who cares that it makes plants grow
I didn't know she was pregnant.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
Just kidding.