Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and Penny went with this asshole named Chris Thompson,

If you really wanted to mess me up,

And therefore, she was no good to me.

Since when did this store become a fascist regime?

It was a casual thing, and I was glad when it ended.

That's the one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover.

(SINGING) We are the champions My friends

We've done the hard part now, I might as well just...

Autobiographical

We stayed in and made love all the time.

- It's good. - I know.

My God, she's right.

And so we got back together, and it was great.

At least, I think she did. (CLEARS THROAT)

- Will you come? Championship Vinyl. - It sounds okay.

We went out to dinner every night.

It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?

How can it be Bullshit to state a preference

But were you really expecting me to say yes?

- Hello? - ROB: Hey, Liz.

But, um... So, I'll see you tomorrow.

Very sneaky... Very PUSSY!

Yet! What does yet mean anyway?

Now, I can see what we were really talking about,

ROB: I can see now that I'm doomed to die

Conflict resolution is my job.

- (SITAR PLAYING) - (RINGING CONTINUES)

(WHISPERING) There's only Charlie left now.

In the club or at home?

Oh, it's so hard. The medication I was on is not working.

I haven't seen the new Superman movie, yet.

While I'm At Work. While I'm At Work

I would hate it if I lost her.

so I'm like a guinea pig, and... But I'm making money. That's good.

and it doesn't work out.

was Penny Hardwick.

Kevin Bannister. He is her first and last boyfriend.

It sounds great.

No. No, I'm too young, too single.

Look, I know I'm asking a lot,

PUT ON SOME OLD SAD BASTARD [SHOW]. SEE IF I CARE.

What the fuck is this???

Hey. Like the music.

and really grown into herself.

Oh, of course I will, Rob. No problem.

It came down to me to tell him the truth.

What do your songs sound like?

His music, Latin and Bulgarian,

Look, um, we can talk about it later if you want to.

How can it be bullshit to state a preference?

- Cash by Johnny Cash. - (PHONE RINGING)

I wasn't gonna sit and cry

It's fucking Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier.

Stay for tonight, then.

as if nobody ever had a conversation about having kids

I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.

I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't,

She tells me about her life, I tell her about mine.

She's kind of Sheryl Crow-ish, crossed with a post-Partridge Family,

- IAN: Laura, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Oh, you're my best friend, baby

That's great, Dave! Really smoke that ass

How can someone who has no interest in movies work in a movie theater?

'Cause we are the champions

Rob, Marie De Salle is in the store.

But the word yet. Yeah, you know what?

- There's no lingerie and... - I have lingerie.

- So we have a chance. - Shut up, Rob.

We had that conversation about that guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.

There's nothing wrong

There's just no getting over you

Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Breakbeats, Serge Gainsbourg.

He had rings on his fingers.

So what am I gonna do now? Just keep jumping

Hi. Drinking lunch on a school day.

so much of their music is, in truth, directly influenced by,

Marco just seemed to be a bit more glamorous.

- I've stopped all of that now. - You were there this morning.

Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art.

That was just a little bit of I Sold My Mom's Wheelchair,

Hey! Okay, fuckos.

because I was, to use your charming expression, tight,

Put on some old sad bastard music. See if I care.

Top five thing I miss about Laura.

I don't know what precisely Laura said,

It will be forever

He’s really fucking good

Um, well, I was crazy about you.

to start a record label by putting out a record

What fucking ian guy

- for that girl from The Reader. - Yeah.

Yes, you do. You have great lingerie.

Do you understand?

It's just so hard when you put all of your efforts into one area of your life

Let me go do that, after I do something else that I have to go do.

I Just Called to Say I Love You. Do you have it?

What, you think I'm gonna stick around here the rest of my life?

I believe when I fall in love

Many Rivers To Cross by Jimmy Cliff, Angel by Aretha Franklin,

My desert island, all-time top five

And I fell for it because

What fucking game guy!

Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care

- Hi, Rob. - Hi.

Books, records, films, these things matter.

- Hello. - WOMAN: Rob? Bonjour. Bonjour.

Them against you!

I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14 years old,

But the thing I learned from the whole Charlie debacle

Some people never got over 'Nam,

But I'd like to believe that if she decided

Since when did this clan become a fascist regime?

- You're pretty when you're angry. - Shit!

Without despair

- I don't know. - Well, the answer is, I don't know either.

It’s your girlfriend

My apologies. I'll be on my way.

Oh, come on, oh

My desert island, all-time top five

You bet. You can take this with you if you want.

I can hold my own

I express regret, I say nice things about her,

We were having this State-of-the-Union-type conversation,

Nrvr isn't big enough to play Detroit yet

The one on Testament of Youth.

(CHUCKLES) Guess who?

She lives in an

Do I find a GIF for every conversation or do I find a conversation for every GIF?

(ORGAN PLAYING)

- Everything go all right? - Yeah, yeah.