Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So, uh, you live in Chicago now? - I do.

- You maggots! - Whoa, whoa! Toss it, man!

What Fucking Ian Guy

No! I wanna do it now!

and Elton John.

I'm thinking...

Janie Jones, Clash. From The Clash.

I'm really sorry, Jo. Look, I can either stick up for myself,

...pretty much directly to me terminating the pregnancy.

You know I couldn't have sex until after college because I hated it so much?

Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels?

Who's the tape for?

She's loyal and honest,

I will now sell 5 copies of the new bedd tape

And you won't, will you, sweetheart? No.

She hadn't told me because I had told her that I had sort...

I'm sorry, Rob.

Your father's angina is a little rough today.

So, how are you?

Right down to the bone

you can be and are wrong

Kiss my neck. Yeah.

Could never be wrong

- Oh, is she in a coma? - Oh, okay, buddy.

I was just trying to cheer us up. So, go ahead.

Wasn't her record called, Number Four with a Smile?

Hey, top five songs about death.

That's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen. It's a Splatoon sweater.

Laura doesn't know anybody called lan.

I borrowed a large sum of money from her...

Is That Peter Fucking Frampton?

It doesn't seem so long ago that I looked at you from here.

- Delivers? - Delivers.

I was here because I wanted to be with you.

But it's gonna be with this guy lan, later, when you're older.

I can't do that.

Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence,

(SINGING) The night Laura's daddy died

Maybe she's been like this all along.

Leave the country! You little bitch!

So, Charlie, why'd you dump me for Marco?

There are no hard feelings,

- Thank you. - I mean, it's rough, but, unbelievably,

Most of the time

First of all, the money.

That's Great, Dick! Really Smoke That Ass.

- He owns it. It's on Milwaukee... - You'll find everything.

It's really fuckin' good.

Why would a girl, no, a woman like Charlie go out with me?

What? What do you mean?

I found the first Licorice Comfits album over at Vintage Vinyl.

I just want something I can ignore

Is it working out okay?

Little Latin Lupe Lu. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, everybody! Everybody, this is Rob.

It fuckin’ should be shouldn’t it?!

I just want something I can ignore

Sure, I want their money and clothes and jobs and opinions.

in the history of the world.

most memorable breakups, in chronological order

This time it will be forever

Number one. Alison Ashmore.

We're hot topic fucking bbq!

So... God, Charlie Nicholson. How are you?

That's not the point! The single cannot be done.

hey rob you fucking asshole!

Bastard, That’s so good it should have been mine.

Of course I didn't. I didn't know because she hadn't told me.

It will be forever

Why should we be denied our basic human rights,

And I like you with Laura. I think you guys are good together.

I always hated that song.

- Yeah. - Good.

Is that Peter fucking Frampton?

Dick, what's this?

and she said, matter-of-factly, that we were pretty unhappy at the moment.

I wanna be with you night and day

Jackie Alden's breakup

And maybe sort of looking around for someone else.

You know, I don't have that record. Buy it for $40.

I'm gonna drink wine. I'm gonna watch TV and go to bed.

Bastard. That's so good, that should have been mine.

Just pretend like you're talking about someone else. It's okay.

That's another one I don't have to worry about.

So, anyway, are you in or out?

Fuck! I knew it! I knew it!

- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye-bye.

- Hey, Rob. - I just wanted to call and thank you

Oh, man, that's great!

You don't have it? That is perverse.

I thought that post was gonna be a conversation stimulator, man!

That's great, Dick! Really smoke that ass.

Help me with my misery

To hold on to this feeling

And there are never really any surprises, and it never really...

Brother, what a night it really was

I mean, what the fuck?

- Get him! - (SHOUTING)

(SINGING) Soarin' and borin'

Moore-less universe.

Number four, film director.

You gotta kick it off with a killer to grab attention.

Hey, Rob, Laura called.

Those were the ones that really hurt.

ROB: As soon as I saw her, I realized she was the kind of girl

Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship.

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Mother, what a night it really... Angina's tough

Settle for being one of the Memphis Horns or something.

I don't care, as long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.

and more importantly to his neighbor.

I felt like a fraud.

Three, that after the abortion,

You know? And they always seem really great

It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry.

Fuck them. Let ‘me riot. We’re buying a library.

You can say whatever you like.

Probably nothing.

that she didn't want to see me anymore,

I've got to go now, Bob. Okay, bye-bye.

WHAT F*CKING IAN GUY?!

That's shocking.

Without your precious love I can't go on

Have a good weekend?

What do you want me to say?

I was gonna ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning.

And I guess all that charming, nervous stuff seems to work somehow,

It will be forever

I'd feel clean and calm.

What rational explanation can there possibly be?

And we'll keep on fighting Till the end

She just burst into tears, and I said, Well, what is it? you know.

I used to go to the Double Door to hear you spin.

While I'm at Work "You Can't, Can You?"

- One, that I slept with someone else... - He slept with somebody else.