Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Number three, any kind of musician. - Besides classical or rap.

and original, not re-released, underlined, Frank Zappa albums.

Autobiographical.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

"Didja hear? [Shitty fascist liar] is terminal"

So, uh, where are you staying now?

How about fucking Beethoven?

And while I was doing it, it's the happiest I've ever been.

That's some cold shit.

This isn’t one of those “What does it all mean” kind of things…?

CHARLIE: I never did. And I was very supportive.

Let's get it on

We've slept together, but we haven't made love.

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

And that went further than it should have,

Is that why you wanted to see me?

- Barry, I'm fucking broke, man. - He was gonna buy one record

I can't believe I left you for him.

by this band called Stiff Little Fingers.

- you're reorganizing your records. - Reorganizing my records.

Sub-question, is it, in fact, unfair

What if I said I hadn't heard new kvelertak yet

the record we're having this record release party for.

thousands, literally thousands

- God answered my prayer - I believe when I fall in love with you

you pathetic rebound fuck!

How can it be bullshit to state a preference?

pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind of thing.

- McGoohan. - That's right!

- Come on. - Where?

(INDISTINCT RAP MUSIC)

I had to work that out for myself, though, didn't I?

Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care

By tiny, tiny increments.

(SIGHS) I'm sick of the sight of this place.

Do you know that right after they recorded that song,

There's no The at the front.

- Not alphabetical. - Nope.

Now get your Iowan patchouli stink outta my state!

- So, when she told me... - I met someone else.

Oh, won't you please come back

I think if you get a dog, you've got to raise it yourself.

- You want me to leave my own house? - Yes, please.

I don't know. Kids are too time-consuming,

(PHONE RINGING)

Since you brought that tape in.

What did Laura mean last night when she said, I haven't slept with him yet?

- What do you call him? Ian or Ray? - Ray.

I've never heard of it before.

It just kills me.

A Laura's dad tribute list.

Well, it means, are we friends or aren't we?

But I have to say,

Did I beat you? Did I tell you you were a bad person?

Top 5 side ones. Track ones.

but didn't give it to them for personal reasons.

(SCREAMS) You're gonna miss me, baby

All I did was talk talk about you

Most of all, to yourself.

- Shut up, Mom. Goddamn! - (BANGS DOWN PHONE)

I know it's not very romantic, Rob.

I never thought I’d say this But thanks Christine

What can you play?

Mother, what a night it really— Angina's tough

who told me he had sex with her after something like three dates.

I've got some other stuff to tell him anyway, so it's no problem.

Goddamn! That was some cold shit.”

- That's what I said. - No, no. You said The Number Four.

- What? - Autobiographical.

Brandon picked up where your precious David Cronenberg left off

You know that song I play, Eartha Kitt Times Two?

in my opinion, two bands.

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable?

I felt like one of those people who suddenly shave their heads

Did Laura let you leave the house like that?

- Soul, trip-hop, salsa... - Ska, techno...

I guess I never really got over Liver.

You have to deal with a dog from day one.

When the truth of love all planned and firm

Man, you're gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes, is what you're gonna do.

This is me every time I get a rejection from a curator on SubmitHub.

How about fucking Beethoven? Track one, side one of the Fifth Symphony?

And we wanted...

What fucking ian guy?

And she wanted to give it to me.

Can you see your name on that list, Laura?

Why did you tell her about the store?

Yes. Yes, of course.

and everything's goin' great.

- (DOOR CLOSES) - Hi, Mom.

Well, technically, I'm her first boyfriend, okay?

Now, baby, I'm sure

I'll put out your record.

- Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rob.

What fucking ian guy?

You haven't got a clue.

- It's great. - Thanks.

I will now sell five copies of “sitting is the opposite of standing“ by TJ Mack

Did I, maybe purchase a weezer cardigan sweater to make up for a shitty day?

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

She should be living on Neptune.

- Laura. - Laura, right, right. Laura.

she tricked me into saying it.

You know, the who-did-what-to-whom stuff.

I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing.

she said remarkably interesting things about music, books, film and politics.

And Scott showed up And that was four years ago

And I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?

She was already a lawyer, but she worked for Legal Aid,

Number three in the top five all-time bob list?

Actually, we didn't even know what we wanted.

If you really wanted to mess me up,

What F**king Eric Guy?

- Is that it? - Yeah.

- More free records. - More free records

Can you see your name on that list, Steve?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

DID I DRINK BECAUSE I WAS A WHITE SOX FAN OR WAS I A WHITE SOX FAN BECAUSE I DRINK

MAN: (SINGING) Who loves the sun

- Attitudes and friends. - I couldn't go to work

Do you want me there?

Penny was great looking, and her top five recording artists

are as follows,

and asking for 50 grand instead.

I mean, I've read books like Unbearable Lightness of Being,

- Hi, Laura. - Top five dream jobs.

I’ve watched all of David Lynch’s films And I think I've understood them.

Less hard work.

We had that conversation

She says stupid things,

- There's a million things! - It'll be done.

- Her number, or... - I hate to quibble with you, Rob,

and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day.

You feel like the unappreciated scholar,

- (LAUGHS) So you say. - Mom? I'm telling you, for the last time.

I can't fire them.

I wanted to sleep with you one day, but not when I was 16.

He’s really fucking good

I think he was going through one of those

- Quit smoking. I'm telling you... - Hey! Your tape.

I'm not telling you.