Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry for you.

Which brings us to number one on the top five all-time breakup list,

…dumb motherfucker

- I know what you're like. - You do, huh?

Sarah, my partner in rejection, who rejected me.

but we're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.

And anyway, we... We moved on from there.

Have a good weekend?

(DICK'S RECORD CONTINUES)

What if I was doing something that can't be canceled?

Can I ask you a question?

You know that song Behind Closed Doors by Charlie Rich?

First, I have to introduce a band, so please don't leave

Well thats unfortunate beacause BT suck eeeass

You'd be sleeping with a whole, sad, single-person culture.

- Maybe next week. - Oh, no. You said that last week.

You know, when you broke up with me, you broke up with me,

It's an idea I had when I was with, um, lan

ROB: You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film.

- DICK: Rob! - What?

They always seemed really great is what they always seemed.

Well, to me it would mean that you're a liar.

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go.

I found, to my surprise, I had flunked out of school.

Well, the interesting thing about Green Day is that

Track one, side one of the Fifth Symphony?

I was good at it, I think.

Conclusively, don’t we all feel like this?

Never released here, a Japanese import only.

- All righty. - Yeah, I got the... Excuse me.

Massive Attack, No Protection, the song is

I think it's okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time.

We were of that disposition.

Rob. Rob Gordon.

(SINGING) There is something inside that you want to say

Now every time I go for the mailbox

- So, are you in or out, Rob? - I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.

Did I do and say those things?

(MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES)

If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've gotten to me years ago

And by this measure, I was having one of the best dates of my life.

One Step Beyond by Madness.

When's what gonna stop?

Number one with a bullet. Welcome Renée.

OK, I'm feeling kinda basic today

- Can I have it, then? - No. No.

before you started all these sanctions,

played on all the dumb-asses who got rid of their turntables.

It's just a garage band. It's nothing special.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

- Go to the mall. - What's your problem?

(SWITCH CLICKING)

Have you slept with him yet?

to Howlin' Wolf in just 25 moves.

Oh, man! Finally! Anaugh.

Well, in fact, we are talking about someone else.

I beg your pardon.

by Fleetwood Mac, I have to remember

- Yeah. We have it. - Great. Great.

Listen, Rob, I can't go to the club, either.

Hey dorks, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!

While I'm at Work

They won't be hard to find

And then we make love. It's great.

Awful cooking smells.

Made. Made. Marvin Gaye's dead. His father shot him.

And did I agree? And I said yes.

- Who is this? - (WOMAN LAUGHING)

I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't one of them

put something new out into the world,

- But who would that woman be? - Amen.

Dance music for old people?

- So, how come I got dumped? - (DOOR BUZZES)

I never thought I'd say this but can I go work now?

Is that Peter &$@?%#¥ Frampton?

Is that Peter fucking Frampton?

It took me a while to work up the courage.

One of them you don't really want to do anyway.

No fucking way.

She just wanted to pick up some stuff, you know. It was no big deal. It was...

Do you think this is really the time to be talking about...

All right. But from that one sentence,

What fucking lan guy?

because there's never any problems.

WOMAN: What was the truth?

She doesn't even know. Probably the last time I'll ever hear her voice.

And then, we talk about our exes.

I'm almost certain she has never met anyone named lan in her life.

Laura Right, right…Laura

I'm not gonna let that asshole come between me and a fuck.

I don't have your number.

Uh, Chicago. A residence. Mr. Ian Raymond.

The guy fuckin' beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right?

what-does-it-all-mean kind of things.

WHAT FUCKING RETIREMENT

I want to think about something else.

And Liz stuck up for me.

Those bags look heavy. Where's lan?

Hey. How are you doing?

So, shall we leave it at that, then?

Um, I'm gonna talk to you about whether or not

That is shocking

I guess, is the expression I'm looking for.

So, have you tackled the Great Reorganization yet?

Do you miss him?

- I do. I will. - Just shut up, please.

And they'd grown breasts.

I will now get all of Film Twitter to talk about IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT.

I don't know. I don't want to take sides.

And You Can't Always Get What You Want.

And you don't want to make anything worse.

Rob, this is everybody.

- Fuckin' asshole. - Hey, hey!

I gotta go now.

- God answered - I believe when I fall in love

PUT ON SOME OLD SAD BASTARD SHOW. SEE IF I CARE.

Yeah, let's do that.

You guys slamming to Joni Mitchell now?

So what's the use?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

All I did was talk talk about you

Do you still love me?

Okay. What are your all-time top five favorite records?

We just got together. Is Tuesday night cool for you?

Now your friends and your girlfriend

I'm trying to explain, okay?

This is a delicate thing.

I'm good How are you

to introduce Sonic Death Monkey.