Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What would you think?

And if there are, they're cute problems,

or ill-at-ease.

Well, Ray's a disaster.

I can handle whatever

(GRUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)

We can meet for another drink if you want.

This is a delicate thing

We'll just, you know,

No problem at all.

That is shocking

- No. - Sort things out.

Producer, Atlantic Records, 1964 to 1971.

hOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I RELATE TO, WILL ONE DAY FEEL AGRIEVED ABOUT AND POST ABOUT IN AN INTERNET MUSIC FORUM?

I can say that.

She'd just been dumped by some asshole named Michael.

Then she left me for one of them.

All right, we have a 9% chance of getting back together.

Right now, I just want to go home with you.

- Very... In a minute. - Excuse me, I was...

- Who are you going to see? - Nobody.

You meet someone, you move in, she goes!

'Cause I want to feel something else than this.

- Want me to come... - You want... Okay, let's go out.

To be honest, I hadn't met anyone as promising as Laura

- You were unbelievable. - (CHUCKLES) Really? Well...

that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1983 pile,

Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands

it's really fucking good

Um, Marie De Salle's playing.

Marco and Charlie matched.

Full of stuff that'd make her happy.

One moment they weren't there,

- I just want something I can ignore. - BARRY: Here's the thing.

He offended me with his terrible taste.

Hey Rob. You fucking asshole.

You know who tipped them off? His fuckin' girlfriend. He just wanted to see a movie.

And the joys of caring

(FAINTER) You didn't realize

and maybe even include one of our private little jokes in the liner notes.

I gotta get some lyrics down on paper.

I am a fucking asshole

Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut

I’d think you’re a comedic idiot and I’d feel sorry for you

You're really upsetting her, and him!

Rob, are you there? What are you thinking?

Turn it off It won’t go any louder

- I love you two. Bye-bye. - (RECORDER CLICKING OFF)

A little sunnier.

But in your opinion, would I definitely go?

Love and settling down and marriage, you know?

Look, can you call me at work?

Very nice, Rob. A sly declaration of new classic status

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC)

and I went into this brief and ill-advised bout of self-righteousness.

I will now sell five of those t-shirts

We talked about the future.

You know what I'm saying, G?

So if you had a bit more energy, we'd stay split up?

I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else?

Top five side ones. Track ones.

But things being as they are, you being wiped out and all,

Yeah, and then... And then I'd feel good.

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

I think just the once would do!

Hello, this is Charlie.

Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go.

Would you marry me if I was?

are throwing some kind of celebration party

CHARLIE: Call me tomorrow, okay? Call me. Promise to call me.

you should have gotten to me earlier!

Leader Of The Pack.

but it's just your garden-variety women, you know, schizo stuff,

Who could ever replace your charms

and I made some crack about having kids.

Nice, Donnie. Really, really nice. That's just top class.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

No, those are for us.

she's much smarter than me.

Hear your name and I'd start to cry

What fucking Natalie guy

It's gonna be okay.

- It was a long time after the... - Okay, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. Like a billion, right?

I will fucking sick your nose

I miss her smell

Why am I doomed to be left?

I thumbed right through my little red book

Relationships have become more sophisticated.

To look at us, and think you know what we listen to.

She's in the fuckin' phone book.

And Laura told her a few things.

Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay?

I've gotta go, Liz.

- You can't. - Why not?

Ooh, baby I love your way

- Uh, the Kinky Wizards. - Nice.

(CLICKS OFF TAPE)

I work for The Reader. I write a music column.

and you're complaining about no more Echo albums.

Come on in. Make yourself at home.

But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure.

Number two on the top five all-time Bob list

(SPRINGS SQUEAKING)

So, then I asked her if she ever thought about meeting someone else.

- Anaugh. - Anaugh? Anaugh Conda?

I thought this was going to be, a fucking conversation stimulator, man

These people are gonna burn the place down.

- Oh. Me? - Yes. My dad really liked you.

But I'm not quite ready for that.

People worry about kids playing with guns,

Is this the new Green Day?

Um, Mom wants you to come to the funeral.

One, sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving.

that what really matters is what you like

The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station?

She's dry and self-deprecating.

Like thinking about my future.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

Only people of a certain disposition

And you met this bruiser where, exactly?