Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Liver you fucking bitch! Let's work it out!

HEY GRINGOS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!

What if I said I hadn't heard new kvelertak yet

because we get back to her house and

You are lan's plaything, responding to his touch

- That is not what's upsetting me. - It fuckin' should be, shouldn't it?

You think sex is a basic human right?

You're The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me by Gladys Knight.

Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Is That Peter Fucking Frampton?

Is what better? Better than what?

Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen?

Hey, Rob. You f*cking @sshole.

had no effect on my life whatsoever.

Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and...

I'm too tired not to be with you.

What fucking Ian Guy

Well, are you gonna talk to me, or shall I get my paper out?

Well it fucking should be shouldn’t it?!

- (PHONE RINGING) - What do you do?

So. How come I'm suddenly an asshole?

Just because it's never the time, Liz? I can't go on apologizing my whole life.

Bet you can't even remember what you were doing here.

I'll just tell him, you know, about Laura,

and go work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back.

And number five, we have architect.

(SINGING) Don't Don't hesitate

Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.

underneath or even on top of her bra.

And that's suicide.

Billy Joel is ratchet

You know, I'm number one. Me. Technically.

- Come on. Answer the question. - (SIGHS)

- Yeah, I suppose. - And you wouldn't want to be

of the following pieces of information.

Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick,

It will be forever

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I'll tell you one thing. - What?

my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography,

No. I was living with you, remember?

Because if we are, that's great, that's great.

She has no friends called lan!

How does a regular guy like me

In a minute. Couldn't you be any more obvious than that, Rob?

I thought he might like to talk to you. It's no big deal.

Dumb motherfucker.

We used to listen to him having sex.

In a minute, when I get it together.

Oh, well, you couldn't have been desperate to see it,

but could you take off for a while so I can get my stuff packed up?

But it feels, even to me, like I'm being intimate.

Well, thanks a fucking bunch.

It wasn't his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.

What are you ever doing that can't be canceled?

Wow! Rob Gordon. The Rob Gordon.

Oh man, finally! Anna!

and I can really see why her songs are so good.

Oh, won't you please come back

Skins thicker. Instincts more developed.

Listen. I'll tell you what. Why don't I just make you a tape?

That's like saying you support the Israelis and the Palestinians.

It's So Funny And Violent, And The Soundtrack Kicks Fucking Ass

Mother what a night it really was…mangina’s tough

It's either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was classified information.

Don't mind me, really.

And with the strength we have

If u question the reality of something stupid again I will fucking sock you in the nose

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

- on Earth as it is in heaven. - Songs at my funeral,

I mean, I was thinking that they're just fantasies.

And giving yourself to me

Like I care about china. Well, you should.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAWN. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I'll tell him next time I see him.

I'm an idiot. I should've played the whole album first.

YOU: READ MY LIPS!

I believe when I fall in love this time

(C.D. CHANGER CLICKING)

- Are you coming home? - Yeah.

Alison Ashmore wanted Kevin Bannister and not me.

And what better way to exorcise rejection demons

Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass. Let's go.

That's our song!

You definitely haven't decided to dump me? Is that it?

I just want something I can ignore

I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.

- You've gotta be kidding me. - No, I'm quite serious.

You just told them you're gonna put out a record with them?

I've stopped all that now.

She should have done The Number Four with a Smile.

What fucking Doug guy?

It would give me a better opinion of love right now.

That's the fun thing about workin' in a record store.

Right. It'll have to be sex, then.

- Nice to see you. - Hi.

and I hint at a deep ocean of melancholy just below the surface.

Before you started all this psychotic madness,

I used to think maybe you loved me

Now, get your Cousins stink out of my store!

Dead Man's Curve. Jan and Dean.

(SWITCHING ON LAMP)

But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person.

- No, we're not. - No, seriously. You're totally elitist.

I thought this tape was gonna be

I WILL FUCKING SOCK YOUR NOSE

No time for losers

And it's not that she doesn't care, it's just, she's not affected, I guess.

You're a fuckin' maniac. I swear to God. If you tore this thing,

I mean, it would be like

Not even before, when he was living upstairs?

I mean, what am I? I'm a middleweight.

Nothing. Make yourself happy.

...four grand or so...

Then you gotta take it up a notch, but you don't want to blow your wad.

Jan himself crashed his...

(CAROLINE LAUGHS)

would give it up and who didn't,

With so much to give