Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No fucking way
I'm sorry. Two days ago, you were making tapes
Oh, yeah, me, too. Well, not lyrics to get down.
I want to see Penny, and Charlie and Sarah, all of them!
I think you're running, you're running from a sharp point
The dead? Alvin & the chipmunks? Gwar?
Whoo! Am I glad that's over.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've got to me earlier!
That's character.
They picked up where your precious Echo left off
Next up, Charlie.
She was dramatic, and she was exotic.
- You should turn it up. - Oh, right. Yeah. Okay.
in my head.
Mostly young men
So, anyway, are you in or out, Rob?
Oh, I forgot. You can't.
- Oh. Okay. I'll see you. - Okay.
Florida be like:
I'm getting to a point where I want to get my shit together
Right now, it's my great, great pleasure
Verrrrry pussy!
Dumb Motherfucker
This is great! It's got nothing to do with me.
since I started deejaying, and meeting promising women
Good luck, goodbye.
I've already left it,
- Please hold for that number. - May I also have that address?
Holy trinity
I guess.
And if I want to find the song Landslide
Hanging around outside my house.
She's incredible.
- Took the morning off. - Come on, Rob.
to criticize a formerly great artist for latter-day sins?
Right now, I just...
Upstairs.
Do you still have that Beefheart French import Safe As Milk?
Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit, off Nevermind.
If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've got to me earlier!
She's an extraterrestrial, a ghost, a myth, not a person in a phone book.
Two. That my affair directly contributed...
We were bound to get around to it sometime.
- Then I'm gonna go to work. - And then what?
Glory be
I can't believe you don't own this fucking record! That's insane!
It was everything I ever wanted.
there was no unit, there was just three people in a mess.
Is that Peter fucking Frampton?
and you're complaining about no more good David Cronenberg films
are frightened of being left alone for the rest of their lives at 26.
(CROWD CHEERING)
They picked up where your precious Marked Men left off And you're complaining about no more Marked Men albums
Definitely.
'Cause you'll look back at 10 phone calls a night as the golden age!
He’s really fucking good
She left. She's gone.
- Come on, Liz. - Rob, Rob, Rob.
- But, you know, black. - Yeah.
because it doesn't really exist.
- I'm an old friend of Alison's. And... - What did you say your name was?
bar-bie
Oh god you’re right
Bastard. That's so good, that should have been mine.
- Will you please just go? - Yeah.
Slut
But the phrase "pound-for-pound"...
like breaking up, is hard to do
(SINGING) ljust got out my little red book
We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive.
(IN SINGSONG) Let's see.
Oh, God, you're right.
- Oh. - Oh?
- Championship Vinyl. - Oh, my God. You'd love it.
Mmm. What about lan?
I lost my job a month ago. So it's been like hand to mouth...
What's wrong with The Righteous Brothers?
You've had that poster up on the wall for, like, 17,000 years.
Now, get your patchouli stink out of my group!
Anyway, I've started to make a tape,
Holy Shee-at! What the fuck is that?
Just in the background somewhere.
That's when you're supposed to have sex, Rob. In college!
How the fuck am I supposed to know? Probably.
Why don't you just get back,
What's her name?
I can see now I never really committed to Laura.
No woman in the history of the world is having better sex
Doomed to be rejected
There's just no getting over you
and I thought it was such a good one,
What Fucking Ian Guy?
You're very lucky that Laura is doing as well as she's doing.
Hey, do you guys know Vince and Justin,
were Carly Simon, Carole King, James Taylor, Cat Stevens
- Hello? Hi. - This is Rob Gordon calling.
I can deal with the situation
even if she does make these little notes with this little flashlight pen.
You're not gonna like it.
that doesn't mean the patient's definitely gonna die, does it?
With me loving you
I broke up with her. I rejected her.
Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
It's something else.
I'll call you. Nice to see you.
What do you mean? What else is there?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Rob, we're getting that anyway.
and she'll never call back.
How about, I don't know, The Beatles?
They danced with me and as I held them
That all depends.
Yeah, I know.
- The Clash... - The Clash!
So, I don't know, do all men go through that?
I don't know. I didn't think about it, really.
Let's get it on
(PHONE RINGING)
You'll pay big.
who spend all their time looking for deleted Smiths singles
ROB: Then it dawns on me.
Bastard, that’s so good that should have been mine.
because I'm in the position to invent him.
And I made her tell me, and she did,
and if it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
- Hi. - ALL: Hi.
We both get it. We both relate.
My dad, my dad died.
(SOFTLY) No.
When I try and get Seth to listen to pop music. And he immediately shuts me down.
- Is that for me? - Yeah.
- Well, call her mother. - She just called.
- What's next? - Play it!
My relationship with Alison Ashmore lasted for six hours,
And you, you wanted to...
Will not be replaced
It's located in a neighborhood
Have you ever seen him less than 300 feet tall?
- Yeah, they're right over there, man. - Thanks.
Right. And I'm tired of it.
Can't somebody see
- What needs sorting out? - Ten phone calls a night.
When is this gonna stop?
why this has to be on your terms all the time, really.
There's just no getting over you
- Do you wanna go? - Sure.
(POP ROCK MUSIC BLARING)
ㅗㅗㅗ
What is his fucking name anyway?
Oh, my God.
(JAZZ SAXOPHONE)
a long, slow suffocating death, and I try to figure out why.
Oh, I liked her right away.
- What? - You are. You are going through
(WOMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
fuck them. Let 'em riot.
That's shocking That is shocking
- Kind of. - Kind of, yeah. (LAUGHS)
She's gone
What f’ing game guy!