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that only had a little bit of sand on it.
I knew they were right.
Whassup?!
to destroy my relationship with your mom once and for all.
Shh, shh, shh!
(laughter)
-CHRIS: Dad, what... -PETER: H-Hang on, Chris.
when he's diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease.
and then spent the rest of the day doing
Well, that's something!
I fell in love with you then, and I'll never stop.
to get a PhD in neuroscience
They said it would burn a hole in your brain,
what everybody did in the '90s--
(sighs) My horse-toothed dreamboat.
"The Macarena" is the best father-daughter dance.
Yeah. I never heard of him before he died,
It was senseless. We were in our clothes,
I'm already engaged to Tom Tucker.
lose all your hair and go bankrupt?
All right, where were we?
Aw.
Unless Daisy Fuentes felt something?
ALL: Boo!
and experiencing the profound harmony of the universe,
Wait, I thought you and Dad dated in high school.
¶ And isn't it ironic ¶
Also, for some reason, I was the only guy
Oh, Peter, I got to say,
No!
occasionally going into the pool to pee.
-Cake is delicious. -"No Doubt"?
I saw Ace Ventura 50 times.
Oh, Peter!