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All you've ever cared about is Lois.

I actually briefly dated one of our roommates, Barry.

Yeah. Wood! Wood!

Corn is not a bigger draw than cake.

I only did it to protect you from making a huge mistake!

We were the kind of friends who were all good-looking,

I didn't see either one.

What is it, Peter?

Yeah, I can't remember, either.

I made it number three as well.

Guys, come be in my wedding.

The Mighty Ducks.

CHRIS: What'd you do for a living, Dad?

Lois, can I talk to you privately?

PETER: If you hate pure, unconditional love

number four, seven and eight.

with all our friends.

That's only 'cause she got tired of waiting around for you.

It was just "vague business."

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AOL GUY: You've got male porn!

Peter, you get to that wedding.

Your father and I had dated for a few years,

But a girl goes off, tries to be different, gets AIDS, and dies!

Nah, we're broken up.

I lived with my best friends, Quagmire and Cleveland.

So I saved my money, and, a few months later,

We're just friends now.

And I promise it's not part of a ruse