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I swear, there was a little girl.
_
...the United Kingdom is no longer an empire.
JAY: 'Cause it's costing far more lives
Russia is already completely on edge about our intentions.
Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria!
Okay.
You say I don't have a strategy,
Copy that.
The meeting with the generals is back on.
Don't you think you protested a little much there?
And all it took was a major international incident.
What did I say about discretion?
and for this you want me to reward them with a vote?
beyond anything in America's arsenal.
_
He said nothing of importance.
I want to make friends.
- It's all come back clean. - Okay.
of POTUS's inner circle.
- Oh. - The guy is such an assh... Hi...
- (chuckles) - Hey, come on, wait a minute,
A vote Kiev could well win if it's a fair one.
everybody leaves you alone.
_
No, no, no, it turns out I can't catch.
since the secretary read us in about Air Force One.
They're not all warmongers,
Oh, my God, that is the lamest come-on line ever.
to and from Air Force One.
She arrived in Stockholm yesterday.
Anton...
I tell you, Ostrov's death is going to kill me.
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How is it that our proud little anarchist weirdo
How's your sister?
Give them a way out, Mr. President,
so you want actual human friends.
(chuckling)
Da.
CRAIG: So, like a Russian.
Yes, I was invited.
We cooperated with your husband on a host of issues,
Da.
(sighs, chuckles)
That we're interested in improving relations
Trying to split
- Hey. - ...baby!
(singsongy): It's gonna su-uck!
Permission slip to try out for football? Huh.
One concussion, and that is it.
Well, don't kick the bucket yet. I need you.
We use him to reach out to the generals.