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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Humorous hip persons.
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
Just find somebody else to talk...
Oh, he'd probably get steamed.
I'm sorry. We just got confused. We'll just... Curtains!
Oh, the loneliness of command.
Well, they'll never get this started.
This is the Swinetrek,
"What's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Go get it, Gramps!
The chef ran out of flies halfway through dinner.
- What's wrong with you? - I got a sore thumb.
- [drumroll] - It's The Muppet Show,
I beg your pardon. Who are you?
I'll be back later when they're dry. Ah!
- Ha-ha! Avast there! - What the hey?
- I don't have a wife. - Mmm-hmm. Not yet.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here is our very special guest star
- Listen, will you just...? - You used to take me out all the time.
- You just missed your cue, that's all. - What?
OK, well, here he is,