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What are you doing?
Can you give us a second, please?
- We met- a little trick of fate-at...
- What are you doing?
and be such a creep at the same time?
- Uh, seriously, Jillian,
well, he thinks I'm a little boy.
It was kind of like A League Of Their Own, but-
- ORGY-
because that girl is, like, the main reason
All these pretty chicks running around,
This is Jess, Bree, and over here, we got Shanna.
- He does.
it's, uh- it's not our fault.
I’m the Goddamn Neighborhood watch
- What is he suggesting?
There's a second time for everything.
- Why don't you lie to her?
- Yeah, he balls. - He balls, big-time.
Um, it's Anders Holmvik.
- Right. - Yeah.
- Oh, and we met Topher at one of the Penthouse parties.
- We're this close to seeing pierced vaginae, Blake.
- Us either, actually.
Let me just get my fedora
- Potato gun? Guys!
- Yes, I am so down.
- "The suspect was apprehended after the RCPD
- Yeah, count me in.
- Okay, how can you totally pull off a fedora
- Softball rehearsal. - Yeah.
Thank you very much.
- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
don't have to be bothered by that creep anymore,
" - Oh!
Imagine this little headline:
- I said I'm sorry.
- Yeah, and you're not even the creepiest guy here.
He's got the best bangs in music since '80s Metallica.
Check out this dude.