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- Right? I mean, it's perfect. They're, like, 90 pounds.
He had a dimple. Uh, he was, uh...
- Hey, what up? I'm Topher. I'm friends with the guys now.
You know, we're more alike than you even know, man.
Smells like laser tag. - Mm-hmm.
Okay, well, I'll tell you in great detail.
to get creepy over at the Penthouse penthouse.
- Well, throw out a flag and push me back ten yards...
- Gay? You're not gay? But you-
Maybe actually you guys aren't ready
- Topher, if you don't jump on them,
- I'm understanding where you're coming from.
'cause you were there selling goggles-
- You got- Okay, go! Go. Go.
- Ah!
- Yes, that is what I'm saying.
- These guys need to be romanced, okay?
He moves like water, like a water bed.
Don't you dare. What?
- All right, Topher, you know what?
- Ah!
- Yes, Ders. I mean, come on.
- Who are you looking for?
How mow.
- Yeah, exactly, civil rights, dude.
- Shucks.
When you’re always seeing tweakers doing crazy shit
- Yeah, if you don't mind if I take a piss
- What up? I'm Topher.
We went to middle schools together.
Maurice
She actually gave me her real number.
for the Penthouse penthouse.
Adam, what do you say?
"pull out my little-boy ding-dong."