Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm in jail and I need $10,000 bail.
And I'm one Snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes!
What a tale that'll be!
(STEAM HISSES) (SCREAMS)
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Bag or keister? Surprise me.
Well, maybe pulling pranks is the only thing I'm good at.
Dad, if you take me to Vegas,
and replace it with knickknacks and curios!
PILOT: (ON PA) Welcome to Atlanta.
Actually, Justin and I are going to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.
Um, a dollar? Per pill, right?
Well, I can't say I have my own tinkle time-out. 1 year later... What's wrong with you?
It's a reference to Ma Kettle, the popular movie character from the '40s.
Dad, neither of us want to go.
Ouch! You hang in there, beautiful.
(REWINDS TAPE) (BART GROANS)
Superintendent Chalmers will be joining us by video uplink.
Tough hate to turn around foul-mouthed hooligans.
Hmm. If I save you, what are you gonna do to me?
Ay, caramba!
(CROAKING)
Shower you with love
MOE: Gentlemen, the moment has finally arrived.
And red and yellow And green and brown
Except this one.
You made that TV show really mad.
"Upward Bound, the toughest behavioral
The cafeteria loading dock!
Ah, but could you add a bacon nose,
(SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
You little monster! Huh?
Give me five minutes alone with your fridge and you have a deal.
And at the end, all you get is someone yelling, “You screwed me up."
And ruby and olive and violet and...
Our instruments are rusting!
Hmm?