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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Did you see that? They were eating melon for breakfast.
It's like we're in the school's lymphatic system
Now we can leave without touching a valve.
adorable little neck because I want to
But that was yesterday!
(SOBBING)
five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits, and a bacon body?
Where's the old carefree Homer who likes to cut loose?
(HUMMING)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
How's things with you and Frank?
Yeah, kind of.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
"Look at me. I use a napkin."
He's out admiring his "new" car.
Mmm...
Welcome to SFO
Bart, where are you?
(ALL SCREAMING)
This is a Boy Scout uniform that I dolled up.
Boy! Push down on the bumper!
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(BEEPS)
Your credit card was declined.
(SIGHS) Well, I guess it's tinkle time.
Hey, guys. I have to put the boy on a plane to soul-crushing camp.
Uh, yeah.
Hmm, let me get this straight.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you, Satan.
Boy, if you were half as smart as you think you are,
Sounds like my parents' custody hearing.
For excepting this thing. For excepting this thing.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Uh!