Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hear we've got a lonely gormagander beaming in.

ever heard someone try to hum Kasseelian opera?

Now, will one of you

But say I wanted to...

except for me, 'cause I exist outside the normal time stream.

Get up, soldier. Get up!

of physical interaction?

WOMAN: Look out!

Captain's Log, Stardate 2137.2.

You think you're so smart.

He's requesting you in sickbay.

BURNHAM: Did he say

But after such a rude exchange,

enough energy for chronal displacements.

And he did the same.

And why didn't Stamets come to me himself?

Wait a minute. I'm detecting abnormal readings.

Where the hell are Burnham and Tyler?

I promise it'll be safe with me.

inside the creature.

Yeah, you should've gone with him to the bridge.

How do I repay you?

Alas, once free,

I request security oversight of the operation, Captain.

It's just that my experience with parties is limited.

Tell me a secret.

How does he compare to yours?

and I'm the only one who realizes it.

he sat right next to me.

Uh, I understand that the drive system

(original Star Trek theme plays)

The Vulcans don't party? What about the Shenzhou?

Apparently, the weaponized dark matter

And it's getting really hard to keep it straight.

I wouldn't take you for this kind of event.

Lately he's been, um...

53, but who's counting?

He's already trapped us in a time loop.

But the best of romances always are, aren't they?

Just listen. The ship is in danger.

what's the deal with you two?

There really are so many ways to blow up this ship.

Let me see what I can do. Computer, reduce volume

And why is that?

I'll figure out how that little motor of yours works

so we can have a normal, adult conversation.

COMPUTER: Yes, Captain Mudd.

I'm gonna sell it to the Klingons.

Then have at it.

Just make sure Mr. Mudd spends the rest

Well, I told him to stifle it or sit somewhere else.

* Stayin' alive *

It turns out that Stella's been looking for you.

...figure out what these contraptions do

Your word, Mudd.