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Oh, don't you worry, Officer. We're gonna make sure that they understand.
No, you don't understand, do ya?
What are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Parking tickets? I never even saw them. They must have fallen off the car.
That bad, huh?
I happen to know that what you did is illegal, buster.
There's... There's some things in the earlobe. Earlobe.
That's even worse.
a hoo... a hoo... Oh, Chrissy. Chrissy.
Swelling? I gave the guy swelling?
Officer, look. I'd like to apologize for hitting you. W-Why don't we shake?
What... What I wanted to say...
[ Chuckles ] Look, uh,
Not me. Him.
[ Squeaking Stops ]
Do you have any idea what the penalty is for hitting a cop?
She's, uh... She doesn't like heights.
You're gay?
One of the reasons I left home...
No, no. Then she should be home safe and sound right now.
Oh.
- You assaulted a police officer. - But you shook hands.
At this hour? Why don't you go to bed?
Oh, I feel so cheap.
Good dancer. Very sincere.
That's right. That's a different matter altogether.
No. No. No, you... you don't live here. She lives here.