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Oh, good. Well, I mean, whatever it is, how bad can it be?
Listen, I can explain about those parking tickets.
But I'd already figured out that I was mistaken about Chrissy.
Where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is?
you thought I was a certain kind of person 'cause I was in a certain kind of place,
and a dog with black and brown spots.
'Cause I hate myself. Can't you hate yourself in the morning?
As long as you don't mind sitting in the backseat. You know.
I'll show you where it is.
Janet and I were worried sick. You could have been raped or mugged or killed.
So we had to have everything in tartan.
What are you gonna arrest her for?
It's normal. It's... It's human.
Now it's into the neck area. Poor thing. In the neck.
You need him, you can have him.
Then we'll all be in bed together.
Oh, Stanley. What are you doing up?
Murdered a nun.
That's right. You didn't identify yourself.
You gotta be very careful with his type.
- What is it? - A fine roommate you are.
Yeah, I want you to talk to me. Talk?
♪ Three's company too ♪
[ Gasps ] Does that mean you always get your man?
But I wouldn't go out with you anyway!
- You're still on duty? - Yes, miss. I'm in the process of apprehending a felon.
How can you be sleeping at a time like this?
And suddenly she says, "Oh, my. Look at how late it is."