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I'm not so sure. Uh, how's it go now?
Oh, no, no, no.
- How about a night cap? - Oh, it's late.
Get AmWorks on the floor.
Mr. President, I'm intrigued.
- You arrange the job? - No.
"Viktor, are you in love?"
Nadya Tolokonnikova, Masha Alyokhina,
Which is more intoxicating, this wine or Claire Underwood?
They scream and yell and stomp their feet,
Brad Petite. Special Advisor.
It was a long flight, Mr. President.
- What? - Nothing.
- First word out of his mouth. - No to everything?
Birch. He's sitting on AmWorks like his ass is afraid of the sun.
uh, you might not know this one.
They won't be a thorn in our side when we move forward--
All eyes at the table will be on you, not them.
Again!
I'd have been long gone if they didn't put a travel lock on my passport.
Good night.
Oh... Two Chivas, neat.
Have a safe journey home, Mr. President.
- What about the Pussy Riot girls? - I briefed them myself.
Mr. President, we're already working together on several fronts:
As does our country.
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She speaks on his behalf more than I do.
Well... between you and me, I agree.
Asher's going to give up names.
It's too much money, Congressman.
- To some, not all, of what you asked. - I see.
Which is Russian for, "Never trust the French."
So you liked the proposal?
Now, why we do all this?
Come on.
Your motorcade is ready, Mr. President.
- They heard the breeze. - ♪ They heard the breeze ♪
I hear you've recently taken up surfing.
I have no interest whatsoever in pursuing your plan.
Only teasing.
And this bilateral approach, it's... alienating.
Thank you so much for coming. Mr. President.
for the singing and the dancing and the vodka.
Let's get these amendments out of committee.
- Mr. President. - We don't have much time.
Well, I'm turning it down.
- You should go. - No. Best thing is not to comment.
He wants to co-opt them with a photo? Fine.
Now as for your title, I was thinking Special Advisor?
a deep love of our country.
I'd push him down the stairs and light his broken body on fire
You know that's there to defend against North Korea, against Iran.
- Mr. President. Welcome. - Mr. Vice President.
Oh, hell. Here's how!
President Petrov, welcome.
- Charm them senseless. - Them? Who's the other?
He offered me a lot of money.