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- That's really nice stitching. - This kid--
- That is great. - You like that, huh?
Project Runway.
Well, it was a bike technically.
You have a sickness in your mind.
So Susie tells me you're quite a piano player.
- Such devotion. It's incredible. - Yeah.
But she's-- It's background music.
It's got the best food in the world and you're eating a chalupa?
- I hear we're neighbors now. - Yeah.
Nah, that's got the ice skating thing.
I wanna know if you've fucked up again.
No, I'm gonna go with straight Tequila.
- No flute, no harp. - Okay.
I think I don't have to explain that a third offense
He would take a bullet for her.
- I have nothing to get him. - What about a slinky?
- My name is Larry. - Hi.
You haven't lived here. You've lived in California.
I have Parkinson's. I-- I'm a head-shaking fool.
I'm not gonna lie to you-- Nobody likes to be shushed.
And a very special thank you
Huh. So you deny the whole thing?
- Hey, you know what? - What?
He looks like Hitler. The mystery is solved.
- It's not an implication. - He's seven.
Of course I'm aware of the Parkinson's.
Larry taught me how to make a swastika.
Uh, yeah, my head shakes, Larry.
You know, challenging to have a son like that.
He shook up soda and spilled it all over me.
handed you the dick, and the dick shot sperm in your face.
I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's!
See ya later.
What's that?
How are you doing? My assistant called. Table for three.
- Hi. - My name is Greg.
Thank you, lord.
It was not a performance. I mean, per se.
- I'm hanging on it. - Are you?
- Hey, John! - Hey, Larry.