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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Rat babies!
So what choice do I have now?
a Thai fruit with five times the nutrients of a banana.
Rural Pennsylvania?
Look, elephants!
Ugh! Why would I want to be with a bunch of skinny virgins
I won't betray Russ.
to promote my appearance on
Russ ended up with the recipe.
I need you, Lillian.
Hmm.
because they saw you crying.
like grass.
even if it means you hate me,
and we used to get Channel 6, but now we don't.
No, Lillian, if I'm gonna be white, don't make me be Irish.
with a sick Titus.
Ms. Chalker mentioned that.
like drunk driving.
“You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?”
the first female clown.
Then go in there and get them to stop masturbating so much.
We got to blimp back to D.C. after the engagement party.
It's silly, like...
Oh, I'm supposed to be happy now, too?
Well, thank you for stopping in.
You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?
besides the obvious shoplifting?
We got everything we need right here.
which is why you should want one of my stores.
Why didn't I pet him? I was right there.
Take a feral bodega cat.
He was pretty sick.
that we can't get right here in our neighborhood...
Ten minutes. Sure, I'll just...
picking up his Titus."
thinking every van I see is gonna kidnap me.
Let it out, girl!
That would be a Boscov's, ma'am.