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did he leave anything here?
The other day my wife spent a million dollars on a painting.
Oh, my God, that's gross!
I can't get into specifics,
I broke Yermuther's back.
Let's go home, buddy.
Because of the tear gas.
for hunting, defense, and invariably pleasure.
and our public transportation stinks,
I didn't wear it better at all.
Oh, God! Help me, Lillian!
You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?
I wasn't trying to enter the caption contest.
This must be Kimmy.
And if she's just putting a crust on top,
then how come this is the only kind of news coverage I get?
No access to fruits or vegetables
What? No.
I said I'd do anything to make your family happy,
Cults is the only thing I've ever cared about,
Jacqueline,
They think their pits don't stink
Scurvy?
♪ Your food ♪
Meanwhile, this neighborhood is knee-deep in poosi...
See, it's not your fault that boys don't learn how to cook
Ma'am, that bit doesn't work without some kind of partition.
But that's my business!
Which Mara sister is Flash marrying again,
I'm not letting the first female cult leader...
Yeah!
Maybe the problem is that you're a Gretchen.
How can I give them the corn pudding
We want to be sure that you know
You mean give up? No.