Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I am older my beer gut shall reign supreme.
Near and far
Come on. l've never been taken out before.
Which you started, which I paid for.
... that baseball may be shut down for the duration of the war.
2 down! 2 down!
She's good. She's very good.
It had to be you
I just get so mad!
Betty's ready to come in.
He makes me nervous.
I'm so happy! Thank you.
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on?
Bring them in there, Dottie!
Beverly!
That doesn't mean anything.
-Safe! -She's in there with a triple!
Get these wild animals away from me!
Can't we do both?
-Shut up, Helen! -You're making her more upset.
Karsyn
A Lady reveals nothing
'' But be nice to them. They're good ballplayers.''
I'm nothing here.
High fastballs She can't lay off em
God knows we have a game.
-The game put us in the playoffs. -l could've finished.
"I'm Sorry, But I'm Gonna Have To Kill Your Son!"
Hey, blond girl! What's the sign?
I'm sorry.
He's on his way to talk to his hurler.
Strike her out!
-Who's that? -Dottie Hinson.
Make something happen, Mae!
Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns, ladies.
But figure it out by tomorrow, or I'm going home.
-Alice, what time is it where you live? -lt's bad luck to yell before a game.
What are you giving her to read?
-l was getting too good. -You won't listen.
He's always been very nice to you.
You caught that. Hello?
Always made me feel like I was wrong.
Tabs on DT There should be TWO
I have to hold my nose to tolerate your presence
I smile, wave my little hat and I did that. So when do I get paid?
Ball!
I got you into this league, God damn it!
You are out, Donald You are out!
ln the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost....
I have to breach in that thing
-Get your sister off of her! -Stay out of it!
But I still say you're not ballplayers.
''This is our daughter Dottie.
A car could've came by now.
My father owns a dance hall, upstate. innie's Dance Girls Deluxe.
I believed them too. But not anymore.
When A2 rolls have been flat for 10 cycles...
Hear that call
Betty Grable has nothing on these gals.
You're gonna lose.
Ain't he something?
Do you mind? Could I take a look at that?
Sixty-four girls.
...will you keep playing?
We're in a bit of a crisis, and I have to try to pull something off.
No! Do you know why?
Did you see me, Kit? I pretzeled!
I think we're all all right.
When people try to discuss profits, costs, percentages & investments with me
lt's a ground ball between 1 st and 2nd.
-Evelyn, why is he so wild? -l don't know.
Swing and a miss! Strike 2!
Why are we stopped?
Hey, Mae, how long?
Well, we're not doing so well.
I have to hold my nose to tolerate your presence
You got yourself in the league I got you on the train
We’re gonna win
Let's go. We'll miss the train.
Well, that seemed uncalled for.
Me?
get these wild animals away from me!
I was getting too good, wasn’t I ?!?!?
Bye, Jimmy.
Gave me a thrill
I raised her like I would a boy.
-Hitting! -You all like hitting better?
She always said it was the best time she had in her whole life.
No! And Do You Know Why?!
Please!
Lay off of those high ones.
Thanks.
Ellen Sue Gotlander is a former Miss Georgia.
Betty Horn sprints in from the left-field bullpen.
Doesn't that hurt them?
l've gotta go! l've gotta go!
Get these wild animals away from me!
Ace fireballer Bob Feller...
Are they laughing at us? Yeah they're laughing at us
Swalwell angel!
-What's your name? -Angelina.
...former six-time National League Home Run Champ...
Goodness sake, Kit!
l'd like your permission to take over the league.
Miss it?
Dozens of people are waiting for the game to start
She's got an eye like DiMaggio.
Ball
What do I mean?
Look at me! I'm a ballplayer!
You keep that kid away from me for just one game!
-l hope I have five just like him. -Don't eat the wrapper, honey.
She's turning around 1 st! She's digging up the dirt!
What do you recommend? A lot of Night Games
This is making me sick.
Nothing's ever gonna happen here.
Gotlander, she delivers.
If it wasn't hard everyone would do it It's the hard that makes it great
Hear that call
Lou quit.
Shirley Baker.
All right, lra.
...before next season.
-Why are you walking so fast? -Why are you?
Time him.
Big Dottie Hinson striding to the plate.
And a lot of liquor!
Here's the pitch.
Go...
And you are gonna miss this.
Jeffrey, come here.
Irish ones and Swedes
You know something? You're not nice.
She looks pretty good.
What happened?
We got to Yellowstone and turned back.
Wowzers!
There’s No crying in Crypto , shape up or ship out
Right Now! I Heard That! You Misunderstood.
There’s no smiling in baseball!
...when we get to the World Series.
You can all kiss my ass. That’s right.