Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Strike!
Just realized that preowned Audis Are my husband’s high fast ball.
Stop thinking with your tits. We want a big inning here.
Ten cents so some slob can sweat gin all over me?
So we won't need the girls next year.
The driver.
Let's move, move, move!
Baseball Hall of Fame. I'm shaking.
Wait a minute here.
Wanna go to the movies with me?
-Come look at this. -Wait a second, Doris.
Piss on your hat
... to see which one of them can be the most masculine.
I'm married. I'm happy. it's what I want. Don't confuse things.
He sure knows his baseball.
Hope you're not jealous.
Nothing’s ever gonna happen here. You gotta go where things happen.
And this is what they'll look like. Pretty darn nifty, if you ask me.
I married a plastic surgeon.
You're out!
Honey...
Well, then, I'll play.
So with 2 runs in the 6th, South Bend gets even.
Meet you at the hotel.
Wait! The girls have a game!
We're gonna WIN!
Just watch me pitch. Dottie, get your mitt! I'll throw him a few.
There's so few of us.
That's my wife!
For we're the members of
That's That Lump That's Three Feet Above Your Ass!
You're out, Brenda! You are out!
You can't play ball in this, you can't play ball with us.
Keep it going!
There's too strong a resemblance.
And, God...
Come in.
I'm showing you around. Beautiful, huh?
Was l?
Sorry.
How long?
Keller to 3rd!
Hey, Mae. Come here.
Ow! Stop stop please stop octopus! What are you doing? wolf get out of here! Oh no!
ery nice!
You're the ''Queen of Diamonds.'' That's what I'm calling you.
Kimono off and...
Batting fourth and playing 2nd base, number 32, Marla Hooch.
Darn! I had the name right here!
Jessica Reed Kraus is back!
You guys be good. Get dirty.
Hey Leathers
How you gonna get past Miss Cuthbert?
...ever to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!
Ballplayers
What's your name?
Do you hear me?!
The crowd's light today, what with the tractor show in town.
MVP MVP
You fell out of a hotel. That's how you hurt it!
Steak dinner.
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
See you next season!
...l hit 487 home runs for your baseball club.
Come on, you'll miss your plane.
lt's like if you're here, then I'm not here.
What's the matter?
...the crowd to its feet with a home run!
...milky...
'' Here's a good job for you, Jimmy.
A lot of night games.
The hard is what makes it great.
This bat's too heavy. You'll never get it around.
lf something happened, you would've got a telegram.
This should tie it up! Hendricks is rounding 3rd!
Show them what you got. Don't embarrass me.
There's no point to it anymore.
-Thanks for the ride, kid. -What's your rush, dollbody?
Bobby, come here.
Thank them!
Safe!
What I know about porn:
High fastballs. She can't hit them, can't lay off them.
You big lush
Help you take care of the equipment?
Get this brat off of me!
l've been discharged.
What's the sign to swing away?
I don't plan on wearing it that long.
Gardner hits the relay man with a frozen rope!
'' No, thanks''?
-One foot in front of the other. -Mister?
See, how it works is The train moves, not the station
Lowenstein's coming. He catches us, we're out of the league.
Home? You can't go home now.
He says I can't leave our son with him at home anymore.
when Alfred heard me open a soda bottle
ls it out of focus?
Listen. There's a big hole on the right side. Don't look.
You're killing me Alice, killing me!
No, I just can't afford it.
l'll be back next season.
I have no cartilage...
Betty Spaghetti makes the catch!
Hinson dropped the ball!
See you in the World Series.
I've been Traded to Sales
When people try to discuss money profits, costs, percentages, earnings & investments,..
Why do I not have any cats in my lap?
That might draw a crowd, right?
Ask Dottie.
Heads up.
We can't play without one.
Come on. $75 a week?
Betty Spaghetti?
Hey, Kit! What are you swinging those high ones for?
I'm going home. Grab a shower and a shave.
Having you here is good luck.
I've been traded to Racine!
Take my son with me on road trips?
And That Was When My Parents Drove All the Way Down to Michigan...
FARTY TWOOOO
-lt slipped! -Batting ninth, pitcher...
You ever hear Dad introduce us to people?
Gonna give the wife a pickle tickle...
ballplayers…
Hey, glamour puss! Can you throw the ball?
You ready?
How's Bob?
Well, you're already dressed.
I was getting too good, wasn’t I!?!?!?
You can't catch me!
She's crying, sir.
Could make me be blue
Wallace scampers home, and the Belles take the lead, 1 to nothing!
Who’s Rachel?!
Miss putting on all this gear?
And this with a war on!
how many years? Happy anniversary!
She'll have to go for this one!
Let's go, girls. Dozens of people are waiting for the rally to start.