Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You did a fabulous job. I won't forget this.
See how it works is, the Paperwork doesn't move until it's been signed
Susan on Teams Gracefully and Grandly
I know you're right and I'm wrong. I know that. I just--
I’m sing in’ to Nelson, ain’t I baby?
Are you crying?
All right, Kit. Look it over!
Near and far
This is bullshit You call can kiss my ass
Jay
I was getting too good
22! 22! We love you 22!
For what?
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.
The Latest in Barbarian Apparel Pretty darn nifty if you ask me
High fastballs. Can't hit 'em. Can't lay off 'em
Lay off the high ones! I LIKE THE HIGH ONES.
Come on, honey.
Turned him down.
I wanna have kids. We wanna have kids.
When I am older my beer gut shall reign supreme.
I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow.
When Playoffs get cancelled :(
Growling laughing barking Let me have him Let me have him doggy.
Why am I the only one on this bus? What are we waiting for?
...in my knee.
That's That Lump Three Feet Above Our Ass, Right?"
I hit balls today
Strike 2!
I still think I shouldn't go.
Oh, Piss on your cheese curds
O'er the land of the free
That was when my parents came from Michigan...
You're just on another team, that's all.
I mean, who's gonna take care of you? Cook?
After a month of play...
Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing.
So you go tell rich old Farter that he ain’t closing me down!
Any children?
I just thought it might help the league.
lt's not like any of this helps, believe me.
Look sharp, tall-- What is her name?
You know who she is. She kept calling Your name.
But I grew up in an apartment. I had one lousy plant in a cheese box.
-l didn't! -This'll be better than the movies.
Which team do you play for?
Let's go practice.
We're gonna win!
One More! One More!
-How'd you learn to do that? -She taught me.
There's no crying during salary planner! THERE'S NO CRYING DURING SALARY PLANNER!!!!
I ain't.
You're a pitcher, huh?
YOU AINT SHUTTING ME DOWN
You could've backed me up today...
You play like you love it.
''Why can't you be beautiful like your sister?''
You ain't closing me down!
I don't care what you say.
Lets not go to the World Series Without Stillwell's toys
Where's your mom?
Frank. He has a name.
On the home front...
Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula.
There was a fire.
I didn't know any better.
-Thank you. -You're the best.
When the commissioner takes April off my team!!
Uncle Elmore's socks!
You got plenty of time to have kids.
There's no crying in Recovery!
Give me your watch.
-l don't need it from Helen. -Take a shower.
-Alice, you told me it's lovely. -lf you like icicles.
When the men come back, they're sent back to the kitchen.
You shake it off. Shake it off.
I'm writing a song.
Dottie, ladies and gentlemen! Dottie!
lt's like at home.
Wait a minute! Hold it! Who said you could play?
I think it's time for a drink.
-Mr. Dugan-- -Mr. Dugan, I'm simply....
Now, Start Using your Head That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!
Well, that seemed uncalled for.
Are you fartsacking?
Okay, girls, this is it. Harvey Field.
Get dressed. See you on the bus.
Oh, baby! She hit the cream cheese out of that one!
I hurt my knee.
I wanna show you the grounds. You know, I always--
Come on off-beat players! Get on the stage!
l'd like to lead you in prayer.
We'll show them how we play.
What's the Matter, Jimmy?
We brought you these also.
Good. Alice, if Ellen Sue doesn't have anything, don't keep it a secret.
Banner yet wave
-Kit's off our team. -She's not!
You're gonna lose!
I'm sick of you blaming me.
Maybe that's how she entertains herself, doc.
Get Skyla & Bowie
That last pitch was right down the middle.
l'll miss the girls.
Game's getting Exciting
You Let the Tying Run Get on Second, and We Lost the Lead Because of You!
Excuse me!
He's starting a girls' baseball league...
...and the World Series!
...with two runners in scoring position and only 1 out.
She's heading into 3rd!
-I'm not taking a shower. -She reminds me of my husband.
I'm coming in!
l've got butterflies in my stomach!
Stilwell, angel, come to Mommy.
No crying!
There's a fly ball to left field.
Are you crying?
Here's my friend Doris. Best player on the team.
All right, 2 outs, everybody. Two away!
22!
No matter what your brother does, he's littler than you.
Kill him.
Do something, Mae.
-Car, train, bus. I'm tired already. -Sleep on the plane.
I told them to trade me.
Bob and I are...
Batter up
Rockford has taken the lead, 2 to 1 !
I will!
The time has come
You I saw, you I like.
What's the matter? Too big to finish your own games now?
We will. Thanks.
Our chaperones are not too soft They're not too tough
But sneaking out like this, quitting....
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HARD. IF IT WASN'T HARD, EVERYONE WOULD DO IT.