Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When someone asks me what I know about porn:
“Avoid the clam, Jimmy Dugan”
Jamie drops the ball!
''Good thing your sister bailed you out.''
Cemetery boneyard! Cross your fingers or you'll never get another hit.
Shut UP HELEN PLEASE
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
What's that smell?
Mordabito scores!
Are You Crying?!
...gra-bed...
We've got Canadians
Lynch is the most consistent Belles hitter this year.
Now look. I got a park.
...score!
She's great. Why not? What's the problem?
Enough concentrated ''oomph'' for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.
Dottie, I'm trying to get them to do a story about you.
Game's getting Pretty exciting
They'll Pay You $75 A Week.
-l thought I was playing centre field. -No, I am.
Mr. Lowenstein...
Matt- Layoff the booze............haha
God, double play. Now I'm hitting like a girl.
There's a lot of reasons why I can't go.
Give me that. Give me that.
...be plentiful.
Right in here!
Baseball is what gets inside you.
I can't believe no one ever called you that before!
Barbie’s secret
When people try to discuss profits, costs, percentages & investments with me
...another social commentary by Miss Maida Gilespie.
Well, I Was Just Wondering...
That's why I'm giving you this job.
any one ever tell ya you look like a penis with a little hat on and a wide butt hahaha
Game's gettin pretty exciting
YOU'RE OUT IH HERE! No. No.
Go join your team.
I'm sorry.
I love you, Daddy.
I'm a married woman now.
You're screaming. I hear you.
I was getting too good, wasn’t I?
We want girls easy on the eye.
She caught it! Unbelievable!
Anything.
What do you say I smack you around?
Don't eat it.
you're killin' me Collin
...l don't care.
Not the way you hit.
You don't want me to play?
...milky white....
Please?
Cubs Fans Watching Game 5 Be Like We're Gonna Win We're Gonna Win!
lt looks like Keller's coming out of the game, and she is not happy about it!
I thought we were gonna win.
That's not a baseball uniform.
Kit, over here! Come on, let's go!
...owed it to her to be here.
-Come on. -A prayer?
Will you just try to give them something spectacular out there?
Well then, this would be more then? Wouldn't it?
She loves to play.
You did what you had to.
Can we, Jimmy?
Give the wife a pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way. I'll see you.
My goodness!
From the belt, here's the delivery.
ls this all? Marla didn't come?
Safe!
“I have seen enough to know… I have seen too much”
Hi, my name's Mae. That's more than a name, that's an attitude.
...so we can make a buck while the boys are overseas.
Is it out of focus?
Where'd you find this?
I love you, Kit.
l'll finish it right here.
That's my wife!!!
Coach said if she was a boy, she'd go to the state tournament.
“Avoid the broom, jimmy dugan”
You go out there and you wave your little hat around.
You let the tying run get on 2nd, and we lost the lead!
Are you physically unable to show up on time?
Not to mention the Indians, Red Sox and Tigers.
Julie's watching you. I don't want any bad reports.
Harvey and the other owners think they've made a mistake.
If you get me out of this meeting I'll never complain about client specific language again
Great to meet you!
You're Out of Here!
-I'm a Peach. -Well, I was just wondering...
There's no question who the star of this game is.
You got yourself in the league. I got you on the train.
Stop thinking with your tits, Bryce Swing Away
There’s no crying in software
-You got me so crazy-- -l only said lay off the high ones.
You're gonna lose!
Thank you, Mr. Dugan.
That's my plan.
Getting slammed into every other day by a base runner?
See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
That's all right. 1 down! We got 1 down! Let's go!
Oh, sweetie!
Gimme! Gimme!
t's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
Why am I the only person on this bus?!
lt would bruise the hell out of me.
I can arrange a trade.
Strike 3!
...once the war is over.
Girls can't play ball!
Careers and higher education...
They'll pay you $75 a week.
Come back next game.
When will you realize how special it was, how much it all meant?
lt was a sniper.
No, I'm not hot. it's fine.
And what am I supposed to do?
You can't throw me out knowing you've got a strike!
We just gave her a dress.
You beat me. You wanted it more than me.
We don't have fans, we don't have a league.
Well, look who just caught up!
Joel and the giraffe
Hendricks will go up at 1 st with a base hit.
When you realize your going on your last patient of the day
WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS BUS?! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
You two should be alone.
...since you kept the league going all those years...
Best ballplayer in the league.