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but the football field was always my safe space, okay?!
and all went to brawl the Sausage-Heads
(voice breaking) let you all down.
in Pierogi-Town.
created by Industrial Light and Magic!
he really stepped up when I got pregnant,
Bill's gonna be all, "Let me get a piece of that," huh?
No, he's not!
Go on, let's see you strut your stuff.
as destructive thoughts trying to attack our self-esteem!
ANNOUNCER: Second and 6 for the Dolphins.
and I accidentally kept the megaphone button pressed!
(both vocalizing "The Imperial March" from Star Wars)
It's my lucky day. Thank you for that.
You want to know how I feel?
Ugh. Same.
your closeted gays, your city newbies
ALEX: I don't know about this.
Is that Gil Thorpe?
Oh, my God!
You know what they did to Poland!
Whoa! What? Hold on a second now.
Coach Tucker, students are a "protected class"
No! I'm freaked because I just found out that I'm pregnant.
Honey, I'm sorry.
Yeah, she really nailed that one.
Phil.
Oh, no!
because this is serious,
(chuckles) It's just not --
Can I just say that if I had my gun in my purse,
(laughs)
What's wrong, are your training bras too tight?!
(groans) I get it, fine.
and the only thing that you can think about
I think I'm okay with it.
Charming as ever. Off you go. Best of luck.
Okay, this is the biggest day of your lives
(gasps)
the new Head of Activewear and Zeitgeist.
(sighs) How about this?
That bar actually has amazing hamburgers
Mm.
to get my penny loafers re-soled.
where I'd hoped I'd finally gain
Okay, Pitkowski, treat the area around the quarterback
I need to go after the guy I was here with.
Uh, he's right behind you.
Yeah, it does.
and you wearing whatever you want.
He has no redeeming qualities,