Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gail and I have gotten to be really close.

or what we had together, and losing my youth.

Okay now, when you bring your arms up round, like this...

- Get off! Sorry. - (groans)

No, she's not. I've already got three girls.

- Dr. Thatcher, please. - She's in there.

reply to my letters.

So he can call me a bastard in 10 years' time?

She's a professional. She's better than me.

The swelling's gone down.

and I bought all the other stuff.

- Think so? - Yeah.

Well, think, you commie bastard!

When did you sell the Porsche?

And the baby was conceived March 17.

Open your eyes. Take a look at your son.

That's nice on a cross-country journey. Listen, I'll be right back.

Is it magic when they do that little dribble of vomit down your shoulder?

He's a little nervous.

whether it's now

- And your hair and your figure, in fact. - Shut up.

It just sometimes happens in the seventh month.

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪ - ♪ Baby, I love only you ♪

this is the perfect vehicle 'cause you got a lot of room in the back.

- I don't think so. - Yes. Yes.

Arnie loves you. You penis-head.

♪ Don't think about the future ♪

Look, you don't care about me.

- Who's Captain Renaldo? - Marry me. Make me your wife.

I guess having another girl's not so bad.

Yeah. Okay, good.

Arnie loves you

We happen to have a few around here, you know.

Thank you for choosing me.

- Are you all right? - Excuse me, ma'am. I know CPR.

she wanted a child.

Denied her my essence.

No, no. Not lunch. I mean more for us.

Yeah. I mean, you'll just have to keep trying for a boy.

- you get cat saliva everywhere. - Now just wait.

I don't give a damn about me.

- He's right over there. - Thanks.

You gotta get on with your life.

That's okay. There you go.

♪ Let's get it on ♪

It's very good for tension.

- But, you know, just drop it. - Sean, he's a dick.

- Samuel, what are you saying? - Maybe I should leave you two alone.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- ♪ Love is for you and me... ♪ - No, thanks! Okay?

Thanks. Thank you.

- What happened to the nudes? - They weren't selling.

Well, you know, whatever.

- Wait here for me. - Yeah, right. Right.

You're paranoid.

That's it. Obstetrics.

- Silly, silly dream. - Okay. You worry too much.

So I'd like to make a toast...

Okay. Oh, gosh. We're gonna have a baby.

♪ I think I may start crying ♪

I'm telling you, we'll learn a new sport.

Well, what do you suggest we do?

Your pupils aren't dilated. All right, you're okay.

- This is Rebecca and Sam. - Hi.

On one condition.

- You're silly. - Yeah.

- That's a knife in the back. - Yeah.

but I want to buy a new car.

She's got your eyes.

We're a family.

She's going through a hiding phase. It's something kids do for attention.

Honey, what? Who eats fathers?

You may stay in the room, sir, if you like.

♪ There's only now ♪

His little heart's beating.

Yes, I was head of obstetrics research

Patsy, no. That's not funny, my love.

Epidural, asshole!

♪ There is no past ♪

- I need something for the pain. - Okay, I'll get you something.

I really appreciate your asking us to come along.

A clitoris. Don't even know what he needs.

Would you like to know the sex?

♪ Baby, I love you ♪

All right, madam. If you would take off your clothes

- Shit! - Help me.

- No! Don't touch anything! - All right. All right.

- Here I am. - (both scream)

You mean we're sharing a room?

Now we're ready for the final push, all right?

If it's a girl, it's up like this. If it's a boy, it's down like this.

We're all getting on well here.

No, but I haven't finished the food.

- What happened? - Well...

You know, I can do that.

Jeez. Good luck on your new baby.

Spooky, Sam. Jesus. That's a she-snake.

And then, you know, everyone's happy.