Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Shannon, no hitting. - Gail: Shannon.

That's certain... no, of course not.

I always get those confused... enema, pedicure, epidermal.

- I hope they don't spoil your weekend. - Oh, no. We'll be fine.

- Animals? - Only rats and monkeys.

I don't think there'll be a problem in that direction.

It has to be at the right time for you, but really it's a miracle.

It's only 97% effective. It says so right there on the box.

And then when the baby comes,

I got it all on film. The kids are gonna love it.

Honey, listen. I'm just thinking, about the baby...

- Rude? You think I'm rude? - Yes. Yes, I do.

Be affectionate with her. Kiss her a lot.

- So you gonna keep the car? - Yeah, it's fine now, thanks.

- You don't want natural childbirth? - No!

I'll take both of you wieners on.

- No? Marty, we had an agreement. - She's in the hospital, Sam.

- I'm sorry if we're boring you, pal. - Just a joke.

Without you and Gail, I just probably wouldn't be here

You cheap shit.

♪ Baby, I love you ♪

The baby will be due December 8.

she'll buy you the whole Arnie collection.

Listen, forget about Rebecca.

Not many teeth left in the left-hand corner of my mouth, but cute.

But she hasn't even mentioned your name in the last two weeks.

you. are. rude.

Okay. I think we've worked out all the insects.

I also want a patient who won't bite me.

Samuel: Where is Dr. Green?

- She's just setting the table now. - Do you know her?

- While we were apart. - Listen, it was completely innocent.

What are you doing?

And the world is overpopulated.

Why? What's wrong?

You're right. It's a hotel-room painting.

- Today? - Yeah.

- Right! - That was nothing.

♪ Please, baby ♪

You need a new outlook.

Listen to me. Okay?

♪ I want my arms around you ♪

- And the baby? - I'll raise the baby.

And there's no way you could've had it and just not noticed?

and she started dilating a little,

♪ And we would have a love so divine ♪

- What did you say? - Huh?

Okay, now it is time for the physical examination.

♪ Come on, baby ♪

How about one of my new "Arnie Loves You" videos?

but it was not a party for me.

I can smell the room service on that painting.

and embarrass me in front of my friends at my home?

You said it at the tennis court.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Listen, I'm sorry. We were over there flying a kite,

- (crashes) - Shit.

♪ But if I had just one more try ♪

- I brought him back, everybody! - He's okay.

You have a small pussy.

- Jesus. - (Lili screams)

- Rats? - I like a little change of scenery.

Sorry, honey. I completely forgot.

I don't think so, Sean.

I mean, highly edible. Highly edible.

Come here. This is the car for you.

You wanna dance with Mommy?

♪ It isn't easy to explain ♪

What do you mean special ways?

and you know that that child knows that you're their dad...

Four, five, six, seven...

I can't take the pressure. Don't yell at me.

Gail: God, I am so sorry about that.

This is the problem. It is feces flying into the fan.

I don't want you to tear. You have to control your push.

Stop it. I love it. Go on.

Yeah, and is that a reason to exclude other people from the conversation?

Good. Interesting.

Hey, there, fellers.

Yeah, that's what Gail said.

You don't look so good.

♪ You better face it ♪

No, my kids will hate it because they think your show sucks.

and puts pins in her diaphragm.

My dad's a giant asshole.

Well, for today. For...

No, thank you, buddy.

Keep breathing. Breathe, breathe.

♪ These are the days of the endless summer ♪

What are you doing here?

I just want to say thanks.

- Tacky or what? - Yeah, but he's right.