Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's perfect, sweetheart.
But I would love this baby
- Asshole! - You broke my camera.
Come on, Sprinkler, let's go.
- I'll be right back. - What?
No, I do. I do now.
That's fine, I'll wait in...
- ♪ Then come on... ♪ - Oh, wow.
You're not the replacement doctor, are you?
And we know who we can thank for those problems, don't we?
♪ Turned the water ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
Okey-dokey. (chuckles)
You're the only one I want to be the father of my children,
- He did? - Yes, it's parked outside.
I've got stitches, heart attack, woman in labor,
- Shit. - Yeah.
Look around you. There are not enough doctors.
I'm pregnant.
What?
will be born on December 15.
What about you?
(screaming)
Sorry. Right, you're serious. You'd probably make a good dad.
You mean the sex of the baby?
I should buy myself a clitoris.
Alone?
- You're lucky the engine's in the back. - Right.
- You're not a simian. - No, I'm not.
Oh, God. I'm okay.
♪ I would be wishing today on a four-leaf clover ♪
(soft music playing)
Three days ago. And twice, I think, yesterday.
How about taking home a new Arnie doll for the kiddies?
I love you.
I just don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor.
- Menstruation. - Period.
I mean, I know...
- Yeah. (grunts) - Sam, I'm sorry.
then why did you lie about knowing her?
I thought you were trying to French kiss me.
- It's my mom, honey. - But your mother's dead.
- They eat him! - Honey... what, honey?
Okay.
There must be someone else. Find me another doctor!
Women are spouting them out like crazy.
Fine.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, you are.
Go, go, go. I'm sorry, folks.
and I would love to marry Samuel.
I know it might not be a big thing to you.
I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You" lunch box up your ass!
Nothing happened. I was completely faithful to you.
You very naughty boy !
Okay, just forget it.
You get cat hair on a baby bottle, a cat can lick a baby's dish,
Wow. Yeah?
Is it just to ruin my weekends
- Thanks for the ride home. - Pleasure. Pleasure.
Sir, I think he's all right.
It's so incredible that the state requires you to take a written test to drive a car,
No, we're in the fifth month. It's too late.
Come on, you bitch!
Come on, we'll crack another bottle, okay?
(horn blowing)
And you're an even bigger dick for taking his side over family.
- Samuel. - What?
♪ There's only now... ♪
Let's go take a look at your Volvo, okay?
Don't deny it! I saw the two of you kissing!
I'm over 30, and I feel
Why would I want to have a child?
- Good. - Are you all right?
Thank you both very much, but Skippy is old and clean.
Oh, I don't believe that.
Okay, that's it.
You're the one! You are the one!
- Do you have that number? - Yeah, it's around here somewhere.
I know now exactly what a bastard I was.
Um, see what, my love?
No, it's just that you and Gail used to be interested
Shit. Another one.
elaborate on a little bit for me, Truman?
Don't get up. You may have a concussion.
It's empty and pointless, all those women.
By which you mean...
Thanks.
no more nausea, no more insomnia. I feel great.
What about the cat?
Some places they use last names. Here, they use first names.
Look, I'm sorry. That's beluga. It's $64 an ounce.
I'm just saying how I feel.
See, if you have a baby, that means he's gotta grow up.
Because of this nonsense.
- Isn't she beautiful? - Yes, she is, honey.
to have a mother and a father.
Gail: Oh, that's so sweet.
- Well, you must get rid of it. - What?