Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ What you gonna do with it? ♪

one for adults and one for children.

You certainly got your appetite back.

And nothing whatsoever here?

- I don't feel anything. - No, just wait.

(laughs) Bad joke. I'm very sorry.

How are things?

That's what he's really afraid of. The baby's the fun part.

- Wow! When are you due? - Yeah.

Today's our first doctor's appointment.

Bec, I'm sorry.

Yeah. That's much better.

Talking about it before the third month is bad luck anyway, right?

Here's one for the queen.

Folks, we're real sorry.

I'm cruising for chicks. Come on, I'm having a baby, for God's sakes.

You've got no wife, no kids.

Yeah, Gail's taking her out shopping and they're exercising and stuff.

Start with a smile. Just smile, for heaven's sakes.

♪ But if I had the chance... ♪

But how about another one of them kisses?

Why change what's perfect? You know?

You know, he just tried to sell me a new car. Can you believe that?

♪ What you gonna do with it? ♪

♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪

Lose the earring.

- Pedicure? - This ain't no goddamn beauty parlor.

I don't know about Truman. I mean, I'll get him to open up.

Gee, I didn't say nothing, mister. You must be hearing things.

And last month, I received my new license,

Pleasure. Pleasure.

My sister Gail is right. If I continue this way,

- I don't know. - I know, I know, I know.

Another clamp, please. Another clamp.

This pregnancy was an accident. It took us completely by surprise.

Just the two of us... that's how it should be.

♪ Don't fool with it ♪

But I guess you'd know that, since you're...

- You see this? - I know. It's great, isn't it?

You're gonna get it dirty. And God only knows what's on there.

- You mean the blonde? - Yeah.

- Well, my period's 10 days late. - Right.

Because I know about babies now. I've been reading up.

♪ Oh, come on, whoo ♪

But my feet are really swollen and my back's killing me.

- Check it! - Check it!

Thank you very much.

(doorbell rings)

He is on vacation. You are two weeks early.

♪ This is the time, baby ♪

and our lives are practically unrecognizable!

So unless you want to deliver this baby yourself, follow me!

I don't wanna move in with my parents

- Marty! Look who's here. - Hey, look who's here!

So what do you feel?

♪ Let's love, baby ♪

- I'll stay. I'd like to stay. - Very good.

- Samuel. - Hi.

- Okay. You want Anastasia? - What?

- March 11. - March 11. March 11.

So, can I see her?

(groans) I'm such a...

You don't believe in change.

♪ I love everything about you ♪

♪ When you kiss me I've just got to say ♪

I was getting worried about you guys. What happened to this car?

- Oh, hi! - Hi.

Oh, long story.

I've got an announcement to make.

That could scare the hell out of a baby.

You've got to film your first one, 'cause that's the best, it's the bloodiest.

and all my girlfriends are single.

This is great. Don't worry, we didn't bring a kite this time.

We can go baby shopping. Have lunch.

She just started having some contractions

Okay, you run along. You go play with your sisters, okay?

- The computer is very accurate. - No, now.

That thing you're doing with my knee.

- No one. - What?

and she'll get me through this.

♪ Baby, I love you ♪

How do you know that?

- Nurse. - Yes, Doctor?

being an alcoholic or being deprived in some way.

There we go. And she is free from you.

You've got to get that book "What to Expect When You're Expecting."

- Why, is there a problem? - No, no. Oh, no, no.

- What, hon? - You slept with her, didn't you?

Sean: This is where you two are gonna stay.

You know how mad she gets. No.

Look, you see? That is why women have the babies.

- Sam, are you okay? - All right. Fine.

- Your car's ready now, sir. - Great.

- 34. - I mean...

- Samuel? - Yeah?

you carry him low down, like this. You know?

- You're madly in love with her! - Who's King Stanislaw?

But that doesn't mean that what I do isn't respectable.

This is, amazingly enough, to us.