Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give me a few minutes. I'll seat you right away.
I was just listening to what you were saying there.
- May I help you? - Yes. Rebecca Faulkner for Dr. Green.
Sorry. Ridiculous. That's stupid. Stupid.
And you push!
♪ Oh, darling ♪
I cannot believe you're fighting now!
♪ The time ♪
- I'm sorry. Are you all right? - You stupid son of a bitch!
He's just a replacement. Dr. Green will be the...
- You don't even have seat belts. - I don't even know where the trunk is.
Last night.
♪ By the sparkling river... ♪
- (breathing heavily) - Very good.
Oh, shit.
Well, I'd... I'm not sure.
Yeah, all right.
Rebecca and me, we're wonderful together.
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
Sir? Your car will be ready in a minute.
- Have a little bit. - No, no! Honey.
- The hospital? - Yeah.
This is my moment. This is my miracle
The latest nightmare is that the baby is deformed.
- Sam, please, no. - Let me just explain.
Not bad, eh?
Okay.
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Yeah, Marty, that's it. After all, he does have a point.
Are we on the maternity floor? Good grief, we're completely lost.
I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry. Come on, get away from him.
That's what it is. It's terrible. Look at that.
♪ Baby, I love you. ♪
- It's Doctor... - This is ridiculous.
Shannon, there are other children here,
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Absolutely. Congratulations. Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah. What an idiot.
Great.
♪ You better get it right ♪
♪ I can't live without you ♪
- Abstraction? - Obstetrics, I think you mean.
♪ Oh, I'm so glad I found you ♪
- He has a heart condition! - My wife...
Today's our second ultrasound. I've missed it.
- What is it? - I think that...
I didn't realize this was a frickin' group therapy session, Doctor.
- You betrayed me. - She just hit me incredibly hard.
I know it's been two months since we made love,
I'll be right back. First, I have to circumcise your son.
♪ How good it feels to hold you? ♪
- Where will you go? - Marty and Gail's.
Okay, it's gone.
Oh.
To come out!
Fuck me! It's not working.
obviously, with imagination and passion whatever it is...
- Drugs, yes? - Yes!
you weak-wristed nancy-boy!
♪ 'Cause this is the time ♪
Well, so what if I did? That was then, but now it's over.
(vocalizing)
- What? - I found the little hairs on the bag.
in my life only just weeks ago.
- He didn't say anything. Forget it. - Bye-bye.
Okay.
Yep. Marty gave me a terrible deal on a big family car.
Okay, open your eyes. Open your eyes!
You're pretty good at it, though.
(screams) Please, don't do that.
I'm gonna be in the dog house big time and I'm gonna have to live with you.
No, no, no. That's gonna get me in big trouble with Gail.
Party time then! I'm sorry. Get back in there.
- Careful with him. - No lawsuit.
Samuel!
about my wife and I having another baby.
Could you be a little more positive about this? More supportive?
I think she's getting over you.
Her skin is like ribbon candy.
- You don't believe me. - No.
Where could he be? At some bloody doctor's party?
There are not enough nurses and not enough delivery rooms, okay?
- Oh, my God. - What is wrong?
Listen, I swear to you, on the life of my child,
I bet if we wait a while, we can feel the baby move again.
Because, you know, we live in a fantastic apartment,
Sorry to bring you that news.
You have a big, beautiful girl.
If you want to know the truth,
(laughs)
Well, I aim to please.
It's still quite painful, actually.
Blood everywhere, things are shooting in and out,
Okay.
(machine beeping)
- Oh. What's going on? - Yeah, we found her.
Woman: Brendan!
Hi. Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but my wife's pregnant.
She's great. God bless America, okay?
Yeah.
I've never seen her before in my life.
Hey, mister, you'd look great in one of my "Arnie Loves You" t-shirts.
the most beautiful pregnant woman in the whole world.
but maybe we could fool around tonight.
♪ Can't sleep at night ♪
Hold on. Okay. What is wrong?
Always let her know how you're feeling. You've gotta talk to her.
She's the best thing that ever happened to you.
Look, I'm on the way to the hospital, if you'd like a ride.
- That's my game. - Fuck! Shit! Shit!
- Hello. - Hello.
Marty: Kids, kids, break it up. Come on now.
And now...
Lili.
Yeah. Yeah.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
It's King Stanislaw's daughter, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
- Listen, Bec... - Samuel...
- Hey! - Where are you going?
She was... so she wanted... she...
Whoa!
Hey, cut it out. (grunting)
- Oh, cat! - Yes, we have a cat.