Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The female mantis, after she has sex with her mate, she eats him.

Just like that.

♪ This is the love ♪

Well, what about an abortion?

- Yes? - I need to see her.

Where is Dr. Green?

♪ Oh, your smiling face ♪

- Aren't you now? - No, especially not my youth.

What happened to your British etiquette?

Watch your step.

He's very handsome. He's got very big testicles, too.

That's some voodoo woman who stays up at night

But you know what?

What kind of problem? What are you talking about?

Marty and Gail's?

It's burning. It's burning.

Our apartment's not ready for a baby.

Well, I'm sorry, too, if I'm a little excited

- This water broke? - Yeah.

You guys are gonna be here all weekend, right?

- Yes! Help! - Help me.

Would you like some help with your children?

I have a computer program here that I have written myself

Well, that's nice.

- She wasn't due for three weeks. - I know, but it's a full moon.

- Well, sorry. - Go on.

I am not a communist. Well, I was briefly member of party,

- It is your moment. - This is my miracle.

Christine wanted a baby?

It's too late for the medication. Hold on. I'm coming.

♪ I'm better off saying nothing ♪

You're so beautiful. It's not bad, is it? It doesn't hurt.

So why would you want to change things?

Well, when we made love...

Come on. Don't be such a stiff.

I'm gonna put her in with another one of my patients.

What about hygiene? You know, in the kitchen.

- Her water's broken. - I'll get the doctor for you, sir.

♪ Yeah, you better get it right ♪

Cost a bit of money, but it's only three months old.

- You ever been on a waterbed? - I love waterbeds.

But I don't see you making any contributions.

- Hi, honey! We'll be right with you. - He is such a jerk.

When my first was born,

All right, I know it hurts, but you have to come back now.

five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

♪ My heart can't wait another day ♪

What are you doing here?

- I was trying to scream. - Don't get up.

I don't know what I want anymore.

Okay. Okay, I will.

♪ There's just this moment ♪

Like a bum. Like Van Gogh.

But, you know, he's got very severe problems.

I'll get an apartment. I can do it by myself.

♪ This is the time of your life ♪

♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪

- Hey! - Hey, we did it, huh?

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you, Truman.

- All good. Sounds very good. - Where's my husband?

feel exactly the same as you.

- That lunatic is not delivering me. - That's fine, he won't.

- You and that pussy boyfriend. - Right, you bastard!

I was... I was completely selfish,

So long, you fat-ass pussy.

♪ Trying to hold back this feeling for so long... ♪

You're too tense.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah. - With her?

or a restaurant or something and I just happen to be there.

Buddy! It's about time.

Huh. What are you doing on the maternity floor?

It's one of the many, many joys of pregnancy.

♪ And if you feel ♪

Is there another one in there, honey? What happened?

What are you doing? Go away from here.

- Samuel? - Oh, my God.

Can you wait here for just a minute? I have to go to the bathroom again.

- No. - I mean, we'd have to redecorate.

- No kidding. - That'd be the reason for the crash.

Because I'm as flipped out about this as you are, Samuel.

Well, we're already here. We may as well see Dr. Kosevich.

You didn't tell me they were coming for the weekend.