Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Forget it. Forget it. Come on, let's go.
- Mr. Faulkner? - Yeah?
And your baby... your baby
You know, just out of the blue, you say you're pregnant.
or an eye in the middle of its forehead.
We'll honeymoon in Paris.
Now check your computer again.
I'm in a much more fragile state now.
had a little teeny element of actual control about it.
(screaming)
What do you think of this? Take a look at this.
Don't yell at me! Please don't do this to me.
Oh, missy.
♪ Always thinking about you... ♪
You can actually put a queen size waterbed in the back.
(tires squealing)
See, this is why I don't want kids.
Looks like it's gonna be a full house this weekend.
So we hear you're from Russia.
- Goodbye. - Thanks.
I mean, I know I've missed a few appointments, but...
to my wife,
Oh, yes. What brings you here, then?
Right.
I can't stand it. I don't know why.
- We won't let it change us. - No.
- Samuel! - (gasps)
♪ Please, baby ♪
She left about 15 minutes ago.
You know, the lip and eyes in the right spot?
No! Please. Here, eat this.
Gail and I...
- Miami. - Miami?
Get off the phone and drive, limey scumbag!
- I think so. - Yeah.
It's like people just have babies on a whim.
but when you see your child look into your eyes
- That means it's time, doesn't it? - That's right, it's time.
Please, that's an old wives' tale, that stuff.
- Yes, I am. - No.
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
Yeah.
- You want to babysit for my kids? - Yes! In fact, it's brilliant,
- I've got it! - Oh, thank God.
- The baby's ready. - What do you mean ready?
It's a total shutoff.
Listen, how's Rebecca?
- come here ! - oh God.
- I'll get the doctor. - Honey, how are you feeling?
and gobbled me up like some praying mantis. Not for me.
that means, presumably, you can actually see his whatnot.
it's beautiful.
Marry me, Captain Renaldo.
- Yeah, why? - Shit.
Say to yourself, "Do I really want to become a parent?"
Yeah. Right. 97% effective.
Well, no, but maybe you could get your own car.
That's all right, man. I've been lied to before.
There you go. There!
I don't want to brag. What's his name?
That's right. She volunteers here. I've sold cars to almost every doctor.
So...
There you go. Were you here March 23?
- What's the matter? - This isn't happening. No.
Nobody wants to take dance class from a big, fat pregnant lady.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
(shrieks) What is it?
Wanna come up for coffee?
- Whoa, I got a great shot of the head. - I don't give a...
Only because I didn't want to upset you because you were in a fragile state.
♪ Oo-whee, baby ♪
Oh, no. I want someone else.
- (kids shouting) - (dog barking)
- Shit, we're in trouble. - Oh sure, run to Mommy.
♪ Don't think about the past ♪
(muffled groaning)
I bought all that cowboy stuff and I bought the sports stuff
♪ These are the days, the time is now ♪
Sorry.
That was interesting. That was a key sentence.
- That's it! - No.
- The hostess? - Mm-hmm.
Leaving in five minutes, sweetie.
Shut up you butthole ?
- I need some help. - Take a deep breath.
Wow. That's quite a breakfast you've got there.
Shut up, you limey bitch!
♪ 'Cause this is the time of your life ♪
Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Easy.
- Let him up. - Oh, sorry, buddy.
restrict her movement.
"What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I have these appalling nightmares all the time.
- It's like magic. - (chuckles)
but the first three months were really tough on me.
But I really have to speak to her, okay? I want her back.
and have a life of deprivation...
♪ I love you ♪
Epidermis? What is it? Epilady?
You're going to inject that thing into my wife?
Talk to her. Christine and I never talked.
I'm facing a lifetime alone
(stammering) How long have you been working here?
Maybe it's crazy, but I feel it living inside me.
♪ Like I feel, baby ♪
- Promise? - Yeah, promise.
- My water broke. - We'll get you another.
One more push and you will see your baby.
♪ Into wine. ♪
I'll be right back.
No, thanks. No. I'm just gonna shoot off.
Okay.
- Enema? - No. She needs a pedicure.
♪ This is the time of your life ♪
- (clapping) - (Sean groans)
♪ This is the time of your life ♪
- How are you feeling? - I'm okay. I've been a little tired.
- You have a problem with that? - No, no.
Sam, she's 25 years old.
Okay, well, it is your choice.
Oh, it stopped.
How much do I owe you for four minutes?
No, thanks. No, I've had lots.