Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Don't waste it ♪
I'd say life was dangerously close to perfection, actually.
surely to be a parent,
Yeah, you could never fit a car seat in there.
I thought about leaving Marty all the time.
Do you want more?
- Is that the baby's heartbeat? - Yeah.
Wait. Wait for me!
Listen, I'm sorry, man. I got a little carried away.
- Oh, hi. I'm Rebecca. - Nice to see you again.
Okay, let's drop the whole thing.
I was away at a child-psychiatry conference in Boston, remember?
They don't often carry them at the back, do they?
I've got it under control, madam. Thank you, though.
Samuel.
- Or you can reschedule. - Yes. Just reschedule.
Go! Go! Go!
are gonna have a new baby.
Yeah, if you tell me his name, I could tell you what floor he's on.
You're like the antidote to exhilaration.
Hope we didn't ruin your picnic.
Would you leave me alone? Leave me alone, you mad witch!
- It's so exciting! - All right. Congratulations.
which is what I was.
But now my breasts don't hurt,
Oh, more of the sort of technical side.
- I'm sorry. Are you all right? - My leg is broken.
Yeah, he's just probably having trouble facing it.
- What? - You know, the koska.
Honey!
- That's fine. I'm going. - No, wait!
It's like our profound biological right.
But he likes it. Say uncle!
Right. How do I feel on that one?
Thanks.
Please, do something for me. Just organize a chance meeting.
Ah!
I checked her cervix. She's dilated to 10.
Okay, girls, you tell your mommy if she loves you,
- Hey, you guys! - Nurse!
(girls giggle)
That's gonna take a lot of convincing.
This is... that's actually him? That's my son?
It's a pile of shit.
♪ How good it feels to hold you? ♪
Jesus Christ Almighty. Where is the bloody doctor?
We're gonna be fine.
Excellent.
Call the anesthesiologist. This woman needs an enema.
I've read about it. Cats can be dangerous for a baby.
Plus, there are special ways to ensure that it'll be a boy.
But me and you, we're getting older.
♪ There's just this moment ♪
The cat or the baby.
♪ I'm lost if I don't see myself in your eyes ♪
Well, sure. Hey, no hard feelings, okay?
Be careful, Sam.
Thank you!
I can tell it's a boy by the way she's carrying it all in the front.
♪ It isn't easy to explain ♪
- Four, actually, counting this one. - Holy shit!
- I need some help. - (both gasp)
How you doing, buddy? Good to meet you.
You believe Dr. Zhivago in there?
- Now, I heard that! - Heard what?
♪ Mmm, remember, girl ♪
Wide. Wide. Okay. Okay.
Yeah, because if things don't change, then...
sometimes I think I'd like to be a father.
♪ I would be wishing today on a four-leaf clover ♪
Please, come in.
The appointment was at 11:00. I can make it.
Perfect example of the product of change.
I did not sleep with this woman!
Your home? This isn't your home.
It's like bubbles.
No. No.
Let me help you, honey. Just be gentle!
♪ That I love you ♪
And...
- Yeah, she's gonna be fine. - Oh.
- And she's out! - (baby crying)
You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.
- Are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah. Good.
Gail: Kids, let's say thank you to the man
but they can suffocate the baby, they could claw the baby.
♪ What you gonna do with it? ♪
Uh-huh. Good. Excellent.
♪ Don't have no answers ♪
- Then we've gotta go to the hospital. - Right.
Come on, baby! Let's roll!
You didn't realize that you were a crashing bore.
This whole baby thing really scares him.
Doctor, this woman is also dilated to 10.
Oh yeah, yeah, with the small worms.
What? Wait there.
Listen. Sorry. And I'm gonna take off.
She was hungry for seed.
What do you mean? You have a wonderful time dating young girls.
Well, this is very painful for me,
What do you mean, praying mantis?
What could possibly be missing? Let's look at that.
On my salary? Come on.
Breasts like sponge cake.
♪ I would turn back the hands of time ♪
Skippy is 16 years old. He can barely move.
- the big M, mariage, huh? - Well, yeah.
♪ Come on, baby ♪
- It's okay, honey. - Help me. Help me.
Yes, it can.
now it's time for dinner.
- What's his name? - His name?
people are screaming, stuff's getting torn apart
No. We can see Dr. Kosevich.
Well, look, leave this to me.
- Oh, bloody hell. - Marty: Hey, hey.
All I'm saying is that there should just be two areas on the beach...
You're aiming specifically at the hotel-room market now, huh?
♪ Oh, baby ♪
- Shit! - What? What?
- Hi. - What a coincidence.