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What is wrong with the thing?
I'm telling you.
Thank you.
How could you say that to me? You were the one who pointed out,
- She's not yours. She's yours. - No, she's not.
- I know. - I love you.
He's someone pathetic in a dinosaur suit.
- All right. Sorry. - That's okay.
the one you left at Dr. Thatcher's the day I was late.
Come on. We'll have some fun.
I'm such a coward. Sorry.
I met you last year at Sean's loft. I'm his sister, Gail.
Sometimes I'm not sure I want this baby.
Hold on a moment here. Not obstruction. It's obstetrics.
All right.
Well, yes, he would have.
And I've worked pretty hard for it.
Yes, I'm a psychotherapist.
so they just want to keep her here overnight,
Run.
I hate you. You did this to me!
(Rebecca shouts)
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry. We're a little overbooked, okay?
Oh, Samuel.
It was only for medical reasons.
Sure.
and just destroy a child's life.
Knock me... ow!
- Bec? - Hi. I'll be right there.
- Brute! - (grunts)
Sean, I got a quick question for you.
So listen, Lili, how long is the wait for a table gonna be?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, but very sweet.
- The kids seem adorable, really. - Oh, they're monsters.
I mean, you're incredibly attractive,
Well, yeah, nothing is foolproof.
- Hey, buddy. - (screams)
You so guilty , I'm gonna kill you !
You got this Lexi Cola I love you
- Isn't it great? - Get that thing off her face now!
I'd really love to believe this.
♪ Into wine, all right ♪
or later.
I'm trying to be positive.
She took my first name. See?
♪ And though I really keep trying ♪
Samuel, you almost ruined everything, and I...
My sister and her husband, they didn't tell me, either.
That's pretty direct.
You're too wrapped up in your own feelings to deal with this pregnancy.
You're welcome, buddy. I love you.
♪ I love to hear you call my name ♪
It's okay, baby.
I know that I've changed.
(people laughing)
Penelope Leach. I've been to a Lamaze class.
♪ I'm so lonely without you ♪
Oh, baby, you were incredible.
- Completely faithful. - There. See?
Ask Gail if I could babysit your kids on Saturday afternoon.
She said she never wants to see you again.
The baby can hear you.
Oh.
♪ Sugar, let's get it on ♪
Wow.
- It's an incredible feeling. - Yeah?
- Come on, we got stuff to do. - Thank you!
whether it's now
- The baby's okay? - Yeah, baby's great.
I'll go.
Yes! That's what I mean.
Shit.
♪ Come on, baby ♪
(shrieks)
- Hi. - (screaming)
Sean: No, what I'm saying is that I just think
♪ Girl, I need you. ♪
Wow. (chuckles)
Yeah, I suppose it could.
to be a strong, independent single mother,
- Did you try his home number? - Yes.
there's this.
The doctors don't know yet, but she's with them.
- So long. - So long.
I never said that.
- Well, come on! - One moment. I will check it.
Pregnant women need a lot of support.
Boy, he's gonna love this.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
- I'm sorry. Are you all right? - Get me out of here.
Oh, okay. Okay. Excuse me.
You know it. Bye-bye.
Hey, honey, off the bed. Off the bed.
No! No! Hi.
Jesus, poor Gail.
- You scum-sucking bottom feeders. - Come on!
(baby crying)
No, no, don't scoff.
I've told you so many times, she refuses to see me.
I don't want to die like Van Gogh. It's terrifying.
That's the most hateful, cruel, sneaky,
That's what I'll tell her.
Let's go!
Slime-sucking son of a whore bitch!
Who would do that?
I mean, we'd have to move out.
- Yep. - I'd have to quit my job.
Here, watch this with Rebecca. She forgot to take it.
- Oh, right. - Here. Put your hand here.
You ready? Here we go. Ready?
To stability.
♪ You better make it last ♪
The baby, it moved.
♪ There's only here ♪
Your penis coming toward it.
♪ Oh, the hurt keeps getting stronger ♪
And I love you, big guy.