Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, give me a moment. I'm thinking.
- I'm not gonna buy your damn video! - But the kids will love it.
♪ Don't think about the future ♪
didn't sell one painting, and now his stuff goes for $40 million.
♪ Your gracious presence... ♪
my practice is really good, it's thriving as they say.
I'm so sorry.
- What happened to Christine? - Oh, long story.
This woman needs an enema!
- (SCREAMING) -(BLEEP)
You insult the only family you have.
- Where are you sending him? - There's no time for an epidural.
But don't lose Rebecca.
Busy.
You did this all by yourself?
You said that this baby wouldn't change our life!
Yes.
I thought it was supposed to be foolproof.
Smile, Doc. How's she doing over there, Doc?
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
Breathe. We'll help you.
♪ Of the one magician ♪
♪ This is the time of your life ♪
Figures.
It's perfect.
the kiddie, you know, shrink.
You're an asshole.
Then I make them dinner every night.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
Don't you dare leave me alone with him.
You guys take it easy. We'll see you around.
My dad's an asshole.
What? George! Are you all right?
and a baby would change everything.
- you have to plan ahead a little bit. - 36.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
Oh, yeah.
Where's Dr. Green? Where's our doctor?
♪ There is only future ♪
- Here you go. - Thanks.
♪ Don't even know what questions to ask ♪
Come here.
Lili, tell her. Wasn't I completely faithful?
- Yeah, I adore her. - Okay, okay.
Isn't it cute? Yeah, lovely.
Hey. How are you? This is Bobbie.
You've gotta be honest with her, you know?
Where is that bloody number?
♪ Crying freedom ♪
Okay. Let me get it ready for you.
We've been doing really great together,
♪ These are the days ♪
that will calculate your due date very accurately, okay?
♪ And the song of glory ♪
Oh, Jeez. Watch out!
Okay. Hey, congratulations, Papa.
Clitor... you need a thesaurus is what you need!
Arnie: You hit like a girl, you flatulent butthead.
Sam, what's the matter? What's the matter?
In fact, she's due in two weeks, and I was just wondering...
- We're gonna talk about it later. - You weasel!
- What a shame. - Yeah.
It's like a really good World War II movie.
- It's all right, honey. - I beg your pardon.
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- Hey, don't push me! - Okay, I beg your pardon.
You'll see.
God strike me dead for admitting this,
Kids! Stop that! Your manners!
He was a bit tense, so I thought we'd have a bit of dancing here.
Her calves are like calzoni.
It's terrible. But it's you.
When was the first day of your last menopause?
It's just that Dr. Kosevich is new. From Russia.
She won't answer my calls,
They come in extra-extra-extra large.
You know, I'm not ready to be biologically extraneous.
- I didn't... - Hold on, I have figured it out.
She would have devoured me from the head down,
Right.
and you had absolutely every right to walk out on me.
I thought you were using birth control.
- No. - Yeah, right.
- I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
- What about his beeper? - Yes. No.
it was one of the most exciting moments of my life.
You're Sean's friend,
Okay.
♪ And though I really keep trying ♪
- Small worms, yeah, in the... - In the poop.
- Sam. - I'm sorry. For a moment...
This sucks! It tastes like poo.
♪ I'm looking down on the rooftops ♪
- Are you serious? - I don't know. I don't know.
because then it will convince Rebecca that I like being around children.
We were idiots. We threw it all away, and now look at me.
They don't need some pregnant person living with them.
Some places, they do that. They take the first name.
You look terrible. Just terrible.
but I think it's just a bit early for me to get involved.
Oh, that's clever.
- Yeah. - Think of all the new positions.
Change is great. Change is what it's all about.
You want an ambulance?
♪ There is no past ♪
with a woman you've never seen before in your life?
- The monkey doctor? - He's right about the cat.
Killing us in a head-on collision is not what I call positive.
I suppose it must've been shock.
What if your penis hit it in the head and caused brain damage or something?
- An enema? - Enema?
I was a disgrace.
If I take any more of this in, I'm gonna be painting cats and clowns.
- He started it. - I'll wipe the floor with you.