Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get some smelling salts and get these men up off the floor!
That's the truth. And sometimes...
No. Okay, if it's a boy,
It is a full moon. Everybody is going into labor.
Here's the problem. There are function keys.
Gently, gently.
- (screaming) - (screaming)
No. What do you mean? Like, on the sly or something?
- Just put him down. - Sam!
"I removed the victim's brains with an ice-cream scooper."
Now suddenly I have to sell the car I love,
We don't have space for a child.
I knew it!
♪ Oh, the radiant heart ♪
How long are you gonna have to be dead before you can pay that phone bill?
He's half blind. He hasn't got the strength to suffocate anyone.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time... ♪
Anyone who doesn't believe in change is a coward,
Listen, I'm sorry about your camera.
Oh, yeah, I did.
But Christine wasn't pregnant or anything like that?
- There is nobody else. - There must be.
And I really want this baby.
No!
You're looking good. You're dilated to seven centimeters.
- Go on, then! - Epidural. Epidural.
and now I'm able to deliver human babies.
- What's up? - Shit.
cracked you right on the noggin.
We could use a man like you down at the car lot.
♪ The changes are coming too fast ♪
I'm thinking about leaving him.
♪ Oh, tell me that you feel the same ♪
YOU MUST BE HEARING THINGS.
♪ Of your life ♪
- Bec, what's his name? - It's "Doctor" something, isn't it?
Samuel.
- Valium's no good for her. - No, for me.
I mean, my youth is here, doing well.
- Suddenly, it smiles. - It's like... I just cannot explain it.
: )
Tell them to call off the search party. Please, please, go.
in all kinds of other things... politics, music, art.
I think you're great.
- I had you as a baboon. Okay. - Sorry.
(laughs nervously)
This baby is not a good idea.
♪ You better face it ♪
Missy, of course you do.
- Oh. - But, thanks. Thanks anyway.
Come back. Sit down! Samuel, sit down!
- Ready in a minute. - Good.
Okay, Eleanor? Round. Round.
Sorry if we woke you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming down, man. I missed you.
- All right? - Great.
- Yes! - Uh-oh.
We must get this woman on the delivery table immediately, if not later.
- Yeah, she could do anything. - She's got a pretty good arm.
and a big wind came along and bam...
- Sir? - (knocks)
I swore I wouldn't miss it. I've missed it.
No, I haven't heard from her.
Absolutely. Sit. Sit. Sit. Relax.
Right.
Oh, no. I was out of line. It's my fault.
You didn't realize that your dog was a menace.
- Marty, hi. - Hi.
- Oh, my God. - Hi.
Look what I've become.
Time to get up.
Yeah, yeah. I suppose I just thought that birth control
No, I don't think so.
Do you think I planned this?
Everything is fine now. We're all back online.
Right. She's really doing okay?
- Yeah. - Well...
- Marty! - Samuel!
I feel...
man, I'd give anything to have Christine back.
What do you mean? What rough spots?
What ab... you mean what...
Please?
Listen, I've seen the second ultrasound,
We're here to see the gastrointestinal specialist.
at Pasklovansky Hospital in Leningrad, now St. Petersburg.
They're monsters.
I can't be a father.
Right, but you're gonna have a baby now,
No, the thing is, Lili, I think...
You! Over here.
- I brought you back. - Rebecca: Sir.
but any complete moron can become a parent
but I don't know who would do that.
- What is it? - It moved.
Well... (laughs)
No, my water broke!
Sorry, honey. Sorry. Just a bad dream.
- Yeah. - Sounds great. Good to see you.
♪ I'm so lonely without you ♪
Look at Van Gogh. He, while he was living,
- I'm sorry about what happened. - Oh, no.
I deep-sixed it. There. Sleep with the fishes.
Sam, my life's a pile of shit.
there's moments of sheer happiness.
I am completely sexually frustrated. I do not sleep at night.
- and sewn back together. - Oh, honey.
(groans)
- Like this, Miss Rebecca? - Look. Look at that.
Would you mind repeating it just so I can get it down?
and probably wouldn't be a dad, so...
Honey, do you think we're hurting the baby?
I think it's time for us to face our responsibilities.
Lady, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mart...
Listen to this.
Marty, please do this for me!
♪ Until the day I die ♪
- That is so good. - Samuel?
(gasps)
- Your membership fees are due. - My sister takes care of that.
Let's just deal with this accusation of rudeness.
(snaps fingers)
Hi, everybody. Smile big!
Look, at least just tell her one... just...
♪ These are the days. ♪
I will get the clamp. There we go. And the scissors.
Can't you give her something for the pain?