Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bill Staunton Chief Happiness Officer
Get your ass home and start buffing.
I am not athletic.
Which one you like? The grocery bagger?
Remind me again, what do you do for a living?
but I can't.
Okay.
I thought you guys didn't like me.
So, what's wrong with me, doc?
Okay, you don't have to yell.
Oh, no!
Clark: But I try.
Why would I flirt with your fat, ugly wife
I know. It's like going from streetwalker
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, you just sit there, nothing to say to me.
Not the kickball thing.
Just FYI.
Hey, Allison.
No! Cooperstown, New York!
where he has to deliver bad news.
What? What's so funny?
Let me give you a hint. Samurai topknot.
Right.