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Hey, Allison.
Bill Staunton Chief Happiness Officer
I am not athletic.
Yeah, I guess.
So, what's wrong with me, doc?
but I can't.
No! Cooperstown, New York!
Remind me again, what do you do for a living?
What? What's so funny?
Which one you like? The grocery bagger?
Why would I flirt with your fat, ugly wife
Oh, no!
Okay.
Not the kickball thing.
Clark: But I try.
I know. It's like going from streetwalker
where he has to deliver bad news.
Okay, you don't have to yell.
I thought you guys didn't like me.
Let me give you a hint. Samurai topknot.
Just FYI.
Get your ass home and start buffing.
I mean, you just sit there, nothing to say to me.
Right.