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You're right. You're right. I can design it however I want.
but it's falling apart, and it's full of snakes.
Well, uh, it's a... it's a funny thing about that.
- Wasn't expecting bunnies. - I stole 'em, Ted.
"Zoey. I'm Batman."
- Mm-hmm. And this theory applies to everything? - Everything.
- Girls talk about everything. - Size, shape, left-to-right leaning orientation.
Um, I think you got that backwards there, chief.
Her name is Zoey.
- Girth, grooming. - How can you speak of such things?
So, those new Star Wars movies... those are better than the old ones?
I don't recall saying "snakes."
but it feels disgusting.
Why don't you just... Why don't you just call Robin, okay...
You're Watching How I Met Your Mother On Lifetime
But, seriously... Boobs?
Well, you really got to me the other night.
- Papa needs traction. - Traction?
- [Ted Narrating] Yeah, it was about the girl. - Ted?
You're a little bit crazy.
but I stayed up all night working on a new concept, okay?
- I'll grab you a picket sign. - Hmm.
- So he's right there making you say all this, huh? - Yep.
I can't... I can't do this! I can't stop thinking about you and Robin!
or "It's always 4:20 somewhere"?
Hey, Ted. Can I ask you something?
That'd be cool.
"'Y ou're like a Greek god,' I moaned, as the"...
or animals or even buildings get screwed over.